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on a lighter note.............

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Sexlightened
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well, after the whole seriousness of the true controversal thing, i was sitting here thinking i may as well share something with ya that might lighten the mood a little and hoprfully not make ya go gggrrrrrrrr banghead right, when i was a kid, my grandad bless him, told me that ya couldn't eat the bottom part of a banana because it would make a banana tree grow in ya belly and only grandads could eat them cause he's tummy was strong enough to stop it from growing.:crazy: anyways, like a plank, i believed him, so whenever i had a banana, i always gave the bottom half to him to eat so i didn't end up with bananas growing out me ears. :evil2: i must have been 11 before i figured out he tricked me, god how gullable was i. lol :doh: right, off to look for apples in me shoes...............bolt ps, i only ever eat bananas at me grandads house and yes, to this day, i always give him the bottom half :smile2:
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:inlove: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thats so cute Sexy Miss S.....thats made ikkle funky giggle....:smile2: but it also made me think of my mommy.....who used 2 say i shudnt eat apple pips cus id hav a apple tree grow in me belly......and i too believed her......and even now 2 this day.....(and mommys in heaven) i still do not eat apple pips......and i giggle to myself and think of her wen i do eat cox's!! sumthings r strange but nice at the same time.....thanx for remindin me of her and her apple pips!! funkyD havin a moment.....:P
Sexlightened
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funky!!! ur moment caused me to have a moment!!! love ya woman, specially more now that i know ya as gullable as me :inlove:
Sex God
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and if u eat the crusts off bread your hair will go curly.....
Warming the Bed
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To this day, I am still terrified of the Big Bad Wolf.
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and i wont swollow chewin gum cus it gets wrapped round ur intestines........lol funkyD xx:P
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and carrots make u see in the dark...........well i think it was carrots!! hehehehehe funkyD xx:P
Sexlightened
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puss sorry to burst ya bubble but i don't eat crusts n me hairs curly pmsl made me laugh though me mum god bless her used to tell me the same :boo:
Sex God
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hey funky babe, carrots do help you see in the dark, but they fooking hurt when you 1st put them in lol
Sex God
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:crazy:my mam used to tie my hair in rags and leave it overnight... next day it would all be in mad ringlets smile
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My mum used to do that to mine too serens. I used to spend the night tossing and turning cos they kept waking me up (probably also cos i was excited - always for a special occasion) Problem was that about 30 seconds after the rags came out so did the ringlets :doh: Every time- she tried and i cried :giggle: Happy days :rose:
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My mum told me if I ate all me greens I would grow up wiv a huge cock. She lied...........:upset: But I still eat them. :crazy::crazy:
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:bounce: trust u fucka......a big man like u must hav a HUGE cock!! anyhows, god bet my mommys lookin down on me and laffin her socks off at me.....:mrgreen: well she used to tell me not to wee in the swimmin baths othawise id hav a big blue cloud follow me in the water and above me hed.......so i neva had a wee in the swimmin pool and still dont........mmmmmmmm wellllllllll.....i did in chams jaccuzzi but thats not a swimmin pool, but u kno wot.........i still looked 4 me blue loon cloud....lol:lol2surprisedlololol:lol2:ololol............and mommy i jus wanna apologize for me 'piss shots' on me profile.......funfor made me do it!!! love u funfor.....:inlove:.....love u mommy!! funkyD xx:P
Casanova
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under bridges it is the Troll that worries me!
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My mum also told me not to piss in telephone boxes hee hee hee. :crazy:
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Nice tattoo sarah I got a grim reaper in the same your ass is nicer than mine. :happy: