Illeterate, trying it on or just plain stupid???

5 Sep 2006

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (those who know me know this is my angry call) This week I have received mails from people who are not suitable for us - how they are not suitable is irrelevant - but we do stipulate on our profile certain things that we are looking for. Is it a waste of time writing what you're looking for on your profile when people are going to ignore this anyway? Do other people get this (and No I'm not talking about the "no single male issue" cos we do meet single males occasionally)? I specifically wrote our profile so I would not need to hurt anyones feelings (hopefully) by saying No yet this week thats what I find myself having to do because they are either illterate, trying it on or just plain stupid. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Rant finished :moon:

5 Sep 2006

Hi you two! I think the illeritimate (lol!) option should be discounted as you'd never get very far on a site like this if you were bad with worms. I mean words! ;-) Trying it on has 80% of my vote and the other 20% are definately stupid!!! I reckon, if you reply 'thanks for the offer, but your cock is too small/ tits far to close to your pussy/ or a combaniation of these two' the purpetrators of these stupid requests should get the picture! Little tip #764: Formulate a standard 'thanks but no thanks, you're an idiot' reply and put it in a text file which is easily got at. Then when you want to reply, you can just cut and paste it in and not waste valuable worthwhile swinging time!!! lol Hope you resolve your numpty replies issue. L&K Dave xxx

5 Sep 2006

[quote user=ianandkel]......they are either illterate, trying it on or just plain stupid. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Rant finished :moon: [/quote] I'd say most of the nerds are a combination of all three Kel! Don't let it get you down babe. Now you understand why I lose it with these arseholes from time to time! Hang in there.....chat soon xxxxxxxx Post edited 05-09-2006 20:58

5 Sep 2006

Kel .... That's exactly why I dont have anything on my profile ..having tried the .." in depth profile " ....the " explicit profile " .... I've found it doesn't actualy make any difference ..to the replies ..as the 80% ..purely copy & paste /..a standard .. " I love to lick pussy" .. hardly surprising .., it doesn't actually inspire me , to open my mailbox ..nevermind my legs .. I must admit though ..on rare occassions , I actually get mail addressed to ME .....& out of those ..ive found some realy nice peeps on here....You know the crack Kel ( aka squeek) ...it's just a case of sifting the .." good un's " out. After all ..if you couldn't immediately discount 80% of your mail inbox ..you would never get time for the practical side .. = every cloud has a silver lining .. keep smiling babe ..XX Love Tally XX

5 Sep 2006

Just when I thought the early audition stages of the X-Factor was the only thing that attracted weirdos, no-hopers and inepts! lol

5 Sep 2006

Dave, Swingin and Tally you have made my night. What has been a horrendous day for me (what with home life and builders intruding into my home) you guys have given me a good laugh - thank you - from the bottom of my heart cos I bloody needed it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

6 Sep 2006

I just put......."computer says No"

6 Sep 2006

Yeah.....I Know pmsfl Post edited 06-09-2006 1:44

6 Sep 2006

And if that fails, 'I'm sending the Mrs round with the mower!', eh ivor? ;-)

6 Sep 2006

[quote user=dave40t]And if that fails, 'I'm sending the Mrs round with the mower!', eh ivor? ;-)[/quote] Dont forget the old banger eh Dave. lmao

6 Sep 2006

Hmmmmm Ivor - thinking I might be too soft I always say no offence when I've said no - I just can't be a hard faced cow even though I don't know them sad

6 Sep 2006

[quote user=ianandkel]Dave, Swingin and Tally you have made my night. What has been a horrendous day for me (what with home life and builders intruding into my home) you guys have given me a good laugh - thank you - from the bottom of my heart cos I bloody needed it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx [/quote] Aw Kel - That's just what friends are for hun; to help pick you up when you feel down. Cat xxxxxxxxxxx