Casanova
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The home made ones are the best.
I HATE the pro ones with ohhh and give it to me babe all the way through
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Best porn films?
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best porns are ones (personally) where the girls are real looking and actually look like they are enjoying themselves.... no fake noises...no beding themselves into very wierd positions... even better if they come or even better if they squirt.
the guys have to look decent too.. there are a lot of mosters out there in the world of porn... the girls always appear to be pretty; but some of the men...
i hate anything with jenna jameson or whatever her name is; yes sarah she ooohs and arghh are so fake all the way through.... she even makes me mad...arggghhhh..
watch porn quite regualarly (a few times a week)..but have to admitt just watch a lot you can get free on line.... not bought a new porn for a long time..so will look forward to some peeps replies on here as what i should invest in.
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my 'n' dont appear to work in a umber of places... place them where you will.....
Sexpert
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shame . I would love to make a movie with you babe 
got the uniform and all :beer::thrilled:
got the uniform and all :beer::thrilled:
Orgasminator
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Have to be honest porn does nothing for me at all (Jo) its all the bloody same, now all I do is take the piss out of the fake noises and faces, and tend to spot, when someone has lost a fake nail or something, lol.
However if Im watching something and a man slides his hand into a womans blouse and touches her breasts or slides his hand up her thigh...secretly .. then thats HOT! even better if its happening between 2 people that shouldnt, ie office romance etc
Daz watches porn with no sound, while he's playing guitar, so I think its safe to say it dont do a lot for him either lol.
Jo & Daz xxx
Sex God
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Have to agree with the blondes on this one ... not great lovers of porn at all .. but one cartoon sticks in the memory cos we thought it was hilarious at the time. I think it was called Herman the sperm man or something like that and the scene I remember was where herman was a keep fit fanatic "sperm man" ... he always wanted to be the first out to make a baby ... anyways as the "human" was about to cum herman pushes all the other sperm out of the way to be first only to turn around in horror shouting " get back it's a blow job" lol
Orgasminator
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Actually yes it can, a woman make it appear as though she is squirting when she is actually urinating, eewwww... sorry not a fan or squiring either lol
Jo xxx
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Well blondes I`m embarrased now. As for porno films I think once ya seen one ya seen em all, I`d sooner watch Pulp Fiction. :crazy:
:haha::haha:
Warming the Bed
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I've no idea what it was called, but i remember seeing a 70's British porn film when i was in my teens, and i still remember the best line from the film...
"I feel fruity, it must be your big tits!"
They had real class in those days lmao! oh, and psychedelic Y Fronts! :grin:
Sex God
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Well I have to say watching a dirty movie together was the start of our new hobby!! 
hwoar: Cant remember the content of it but it made me so horny which in turn made mr mwm horny...
:smitten:....and Bobs yer uncle, Fannies yer aunt..here we are on this great website touting for you know what :doggy:
Now we make our own movies ....much better than the awful ones you see, especially the false moans and groans...so laughable.
I did see a porn film years ago ...made in the 70's i think...called the Queen Of guy lost at poker and had to forfeit his woman to the rest of the 4 players. Wow! did she get a 'seeing to' on that poker table...and he had to watch!!!Turned out to be my biggest fantasy...:angel:
hwoar: Cant remember the content of it but it made me so horny which in turn made mr mwm horny... :smitten:....and Bobs yer uncle, Fannies yer aunt..here we are on this great website touting for you know what :doggy:
Now we make our own movies ....much better than the awful ones you see, especially the false moans and groans...so laughable.
I did see a porn film years ago ...made in the 70's i think...called the Queen Of guy lost at poker and had to forfeit his woman to the rest of the 4 players. Wow! did she get a 'seeing to' on that poker table...and he had to watch!!!Turned out to be my biggest fantasy...:angel:
Sex God
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me and fun...love.....Shavin Ryans Privates!!
Sexlightened
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frankly, any Marks & Sparks food advert... now that's REAL porn.
Sex God
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:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
brian I can see right up your skirt....oops, sorry kilt :lol2:
Sex God
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littlewoods catalogue leingere.....ffs....knickers and bra section!!!
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Be carefull M he got a huge cock he`ll poke ya eye out. :haha::haha:
Oh before ya make a smart comment funks told me about brian`s todger.
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