When a man gets paralytic,
The side effects are grim,
His cock is unresponsive ,
And the chance of sex is slim.
No matter what temptations,
The bloody thing stays limp,
All shrivelled and pathetic,
Resembling a shrimp.
And isn't it ironic ,
To think that he has missed,
A night of steaming passion,
'Cos the silly sod got pissed.
So droopies here's a message,
Avoid this awful plight.
Have soft drinks in the evening,
AND A STIFF ONE LATE AT NIGHT!
