Firstly, just to make sure that you haven't clicked on my profile link by mistake, I'm a single bloke.

Right, what you might not want to hear:
I'm not hung like a horse. I don't "cum bucketloads". I don't have the figure of an adonis, nor am I built like a body builder. I'm not loaded with cash and I don't live in a huge mansion. If this is what you want, good luck finding that person amongst all the fake profiles.

Still reading? Wow!

So, what can I offer? Friendship and good honest company. I like to socialise and have a good laugh. A night out in the pub or a take away and a DVD. A walk on the moors or a trip to the seaside. It's all good to me. What matters is the company.

Still reading? Even more wow!

I'm based in Malton, North Yorkshire. I'd love to make contact with local couples or ladies. Initially via email, text, IM, phone etc. Then, if we all get on, face to face. At your pace, no rush. However, I'm not interested in a "come and service my missus" type of arrangement. Let's at least get to know each other first!

You can't possibly be still reading?

I'm a local business owner, so discretion is an absolute must. It is also guaranteed in reverse. Without trust, we have nothing.

The sexual stuff (this is a swingers site, after all). I'm not too fussed. As my profile title suggests, if I can give you pleasure then I'm happy. I can be your photographer. I can join in. Whatever. I'm not in the slightest bit bisexual, but I'm also not scared of being in close proximity of another penis.

Still reading?

If you've got this far, you either don't understand English or there's some sort of interest. If it's the latter, get in touch and let's get chatting. I have photos in my profile. They're private, but I have no problem giving access to genuine parties.

I am unlikely to make the first move in contacting people, I'll leave that to you.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

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