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twoontwo
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Bisexual Female, 57
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Casanova
ah guys brill party ,some dodgy peeps though 
we had a great time and think you did a good job keepin us all entertained :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :clap: well fed and watered you should become farmers :lol: when you doin it again. we promise to leave the dice at home. thanks love ya tee n dave xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
we had a great time and think you did a good job keepin us all entertained :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :clap: well fed and watered you should become farmers :lol: when you doin it again. we promise to leave the dice at home. thanks love ya tee n dave xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Casanova
thanks for that sarah, but ive read all that on the packet i was lookin for a bit of advice from the horses mouth as to easy , but its not when you have not used them much, i am practising though which is one good thing need new partners to help me with the :doggy: Tees gettin tired of helpin :lol: lets have some good tips please no piss takes thanks dave xxxxxxxx
need new partners to help me with the :doggy: Tees gettin tired of helpin :lol: lets have some good tips please no piss takes thanks dave xxxxxxxx Casanova
just a quicke having never had the need for them much are getting right on me nerves. Im sure im doin something wrong? A few points im struggling with are. When do you put it on, how do you get the feckin thing on, without ya partner falling asleep waiting for ya , and what do you do when you eventually get it on only to find that it aint quite as big as it was before :mad: or even more annoying it goes completely uninterested :-o this is only a few points that i have with condoms if anyone can give me and others im sure any tips they will be friends for life 
thanks Dave ps the above in no way affects my keeness and capabilities, my equipment :lol: is all working just fine, just these feckin condom thingys xxxxxxxxxxxxx
having never had the need for them much are getting right on me nerves. Im sure im doin something wrong? A few points im struggling with are. When do you put it on, how do you get the feckin thing on, without ya partner falling asleep waiting for ya , and what do you do when you eventually get it on only to find that it aint quite as big as it was before :mad: or even more annoying it goes completely uninterested :-o this is only a few points that i have with condoms if anyone can give me and others im sure any tips they will be friends for life thanks Dave ps the above in no way affects my keeness and capabilities, my equipment :lol: is all working just fine, just these feckin condom thingys xxxxxxxxxxxxx Casanova
thanks john for livin with vic these last few weeks lol vic best night ever babe, gettin home was the worst part though, feckin depressin that it had all finished, wanted to chat to everyone, but we talk to pissin much so didn't manage that. anyone that we didn't meet,we have ya names guys catch ya next time defo, mucky your a nutter, fluffs your lovely, bays your next lol,morknmindy lovely but didn't chat much to us,playboys we will chat again soo, curvy we love ya babe and same goes for drunken kel,hards where did ya go,mr yorkie lovely mrs yorkie smiled but never spoke(pissed i think )the list is too long wish we hadn't started now ,but big thank you to everyone that made the night really special for us both love ya all dave n tee xxxxxxxxxxx
Casanova
roll on the 23rd we will be there defo huddesfield here we come can we share your bed, too old for the floor nowadays, let us know soon and we can have a look at our list :D will you guys be :doggy: us plenty :lick: or will we be :wank: a lot love ya get the bed made dave n tee xxxxxxxxx
can we share your bed, too old for the floor nowadays, let us know soon and we can have a look at our list :D will you guys be :doggy: us plenty :lick: or will we be :wank: a lot love ya get the bed made dave n tee xxxxxxxxx Casanova
thanks cey for makin a great nite, we really had such a great time,so many people , we needed to put some faces to names and we did that, have got such a long list now of must meets when you doin the next one love ya dave n tee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Casanova
si n mo along with everyone else who has replied and those who have not (I'm sure) we are truly sorry to see such a great friendly kind couple leaving the site. We did have the priviledge of meeting you and feel we have found great friends in you (and a handy stop over ). You have obviously made your decisions and we do not want to try to persuade you otherwise, but remember you are always welcome here for a holiday (and a play on the race quad) so please do keep in touch and catch you soon hopefully Dave and Tee
). You have obviously made your decisions and we do not want to try to persuade you otherwise, but remember you are always welcome here for a holiday (and a play on the race quad) so please do keep in touch and catch you soon hopefully Dave and Tee Casanova
mo n si we love ya and you can come see us anytime, and you already have so now you will have to think of somethin else to talk about lol , anyone readin this mo n si are brill sexy guys that will be great fun all night lol no sleep here, that was sleep not sheep mo pmsl xxxxxxx
Casanova
a chap walks into a farm yard and sees a big hole/well and wonders how far down it is,he picks up a big rock and drops it down the well,all of a sudden he sees this big sheep comin for him, so jumps out of the way and the sheep goes down the well like a bullet,he thinks thats weird,a few minutes later the farmer walks across the yard and says hi how you doin, the chap say fine thanks then the farmer says you havn't seen my prize winning sheep anywhere have you,chap say no then the farmer say not to worry he wont get far i tied him to a rock
Casanova
a postman delivering his mail, spots this box thats been broken in the back of his van and theres this arm hangin out he takes a peep wondering what it is opens the box and finds an inflatable doll,so he blows her up and does the business and packs it all up puts it back in the box and later delivers it to the address. several weeks later the chap who ordered it gets a knock on the door, its the area rep he says sorry to bother you sir but we were wondering what you thought of our doll and whether you thought it was realistic or not, the chap replies it was feckin great,the first time i shagged it i got crabs
