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[quote user=funkydiva35]anytime scottie.........if ur hard enuff???[/quote]
For you? Always! :doggy:
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scottalotatime
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Berkshire
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[quote user=funkydiva35]goin for a wank.........
do u think iv got a dbl chin???
and put alot of weight on???[/quote]
Dunno hun!?! I guess you'd better post up some new pics, and i'll let you know.. :P
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[quote user=funkydiva35]:fuckinghell:
hot, u dirty fucka, doggin? u?.....my my im surprised!.....ul catch a cold u kno!!
funkyD xx:P
and im only pullin ya plonka, woteva rocks ur boat, hey im a bigger dirty fucka.....i love bein pissed on...........lol[/quote]
You always make me laugh.... Dirty fecka! :mrgreen:
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Sorry to hear you were feeling bad yesterday funky. :cry:
But glad to hear that you're better today. This should sort your tongue right out! 
As for your tits..... We'll have to work on those! :P
As for your tits..... We'll have to work on those! :P
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[quote user=funkydiva35]fuck hydration scott......
waters cheaper than gin!!!....lol
funkyD xx:P[/quote]
It should be bloody free though! :fuckinghell:
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[quote user=funkydiva35]u dont kno me very well, do u???[/quote]
Not yet... :P
[quote user=funkydiva35]i dont drink very often, it only takes ne a cpl to get drunk!!![/quote]
:thrilled:
[quote user=funkydiva35]i mainly drink water......wen im out!!!
( mmm i wonder why.....lol)[/quote]
Hehe! Hydration IS very important. ;)
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[quote user=intigueme]pmsl!
i can teach syncro swim..anyone want a lesson?[/quote]
Only if you promise NOT to drown! :P
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[quote user=funkydiva35]fuck me scott.......[/quote]
Oh, go on then... :grin:
[quote user=funkydiva35]i thought i was chattin to myself on ere.....thank fuck im not goin maaaaaaaaaaddddd!
and id love to dance wiv u........
funkyD xx:P[/quote]
Na you're not going mad.. You've already gone completely mental!!! But i like that in a girl, so you're ok. lol
Excellent the next dance is mine! I'd better get to the bar; to find my natural rhythm of course... :P
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Seeing as no-one else is taking you up on your more than generous offer of a dance Funky, i'll step up... Rude not to really! :grin:
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lol!
Here's another for ya...
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit." We went on to the jewelery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said,"I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier......"
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?" I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that female dog knows I'm smarter than her..
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Being single i had to make do with a face cloth, as my tongue wouldn't reach, but i think i maybe missing something there... :P
I'll store that one away for future experimentation minx. ;)
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[quote user=intigueme]i like my eyeballs being licked![/quote]
I've got to ask.... How did you find out about that!?! Why would anyone put their tongue in your eye!?! Sounds almost painful! :grin:
Anywhere within 3 feet is an erogenous zone for me. :P
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Sorry to hear you're havin problems Funky; you'd think a swinging site would be free from the necessity to lie, but alas no!?! 
Don't let em get to ya, or the rumour mill either for that matter.. I think some people spend too much time in here, and lose sight of the reason they joined in the first place. Now i'm at the other end of the spectrum, and don't come here nearly enough (can't even remember the last time i was in chat)...... 
Don't let em get to ya, or the rumour mill either for that matter.. I think some people spend too much time in here, and lose sight of the reason they joined in the first place. Now i'm at the other end of the spectrum, and don't come here nearly enough (can't even remember the last time i was in chat)......
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True, are you comin out???
Sorry couldn't resist... :grin:
Can't believe this threads still going!?!
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KC you can get porn with a story!?!?! lol!
I might watch it all the way through the first time, but if i watch it again any boring bits get left behind.
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lol CC!!!
C'mon, you've gotta love the word Flange! Okay, maybe not to describe your bits, but as a stand alone word... It's a beauty! You can really curl your tongue around it. :grin:
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[quote user=twoontwo]jen we never look at pics until we have read the profile and then we perv them all if theres any point[/quote]
I keep getting it the wrong way round. I perv first then read the profile, which inevitably says NO SINGLE MALES (leave it True... ), then move onto the next pic in the gallery that takes my fancy. It's not a wonder i waste so much time! Doh! :grin:
), then move onto the next pic in the gallery that takes my fancy. It's not a wonder i waste so much time! Doh! :grin:
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Cheers Beo. ;)
I haven't tried it yet, not been in in a while, but if it's working for Biggirl it should work for me. On that note.. I'm gonna have to be careful what i say to biggirl now!!! :grin:
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[quote user=madmancunian]:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:All single males are wankers oi oi oi oi oi lol pmsl
wtf do i know lol[/quote]
I prefer to be thought of as 'In touch with myself'...
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Interesting thread.
As a single male, i can honestly say that a couple stating "No Single Males" doesn't bother me in the slightest!?! Whatever floats your boat...
There are however the occasional couples who treat single males like pieces of meat! lol Now that wouldn't usually bother me, as i quite likes to be used, but when the husband starts treating me like they're doing me a favour.... Please! :grin:
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Madeleine Stowe. Gwen Stafani. I know two's being a bit greedy but there are sooo many... :mrgreen:
psst. JT's it's Daniel Craig. I think you just blew your chance with him there... :grin:
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[quote user=Beowulf1Lioness1]hmm....ive been using FF for 18 months and never had that problem.......its been that long since i used IE i cant remember how to do it on there
this is from the mozilla help page......but i normally right click>hightlight>left click>copy...then go and right click>paste
[color="red"]Copying Part of a Page
To copy text from a page:
1. Select the text.
2. Select Edit > Copy from the Menu
Bar.
You can paste the text into other programs.[/color]
other than that i dont see why FF2 should stop you from cutting and pasting[/quote]
Have you used this in the chat-room? I must admit i haven't tried going through the file/copy/paste route, but i've tried ctrl c/ctrl v, which should be the same thing, and it doesn't work in chat.
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There is something sooooo sexy about French knickers. Colour isn't too much of an issue for me.
Saying that thongs are good too.. They're easier to pull to one side, or tear clean off.... :grin:
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I can relate to that Mo. Even [b]I[/b] think i look old in photo's, although i'm sure i look younger, and remarkably more attractive in the mirror! :grin:
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Invited to the Elderly Group at 39!?!?!?! Are they mental? You certainly don't look old in the pics on your profile!?!
They must be assossiating your name with 'Old Mo' from Eastenders lol!
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My closest = 0 miles (they came to me)
My furthest = 109 miles (late at night on impulse after chatting in the room lol!)
I suppose it's more about time than distance. At the moment times something i don't have too much of, so i probably wouldn't go further than 20 miles; but when i get a bit more time, i'll be up for driving to the ends of the country again lol!
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Well, that explains why i couldn't figure out the copy/paste... I've been on Firefox for years lol!
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Just thought i'd give this a bumb... Is anyone planning to do anything about the postcode problem? It was really handy just clicking it to see the location.
