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qanda
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 79
Straight Female, 74
0 miles · Surrey
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Sex God
A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk when she was shot in the stomach.
The Dr. said the children would be fine but they would each have a bullet inside them.
It was sixteen years later when one of her girls came down and said that when she had a shit she found a bullet so the mum explained the story.
A bit later her second daughter came down and said when she went for a piss she found a bullet, so for the second time she explained the story.
All of a sudden her son came down in a right state. His mum turned around and said "Don't tell me you went to toilet and found a bullet".
He then turned back and said "No, I was having a wank and I shot the dog!" :moon: :rainbow: 
Sex God
One day Superman was flying around and then he saw a superwoman woman lying on the floor with her legs wide open and in the nude!
The superman flew down and decided to give superwoman a good shag.
After 15 minutes, superman has done the business and then flew off to look for more insatiable women.
Then superwoman, still lying on the ground, shouts "What the fuck was that?"
Then the invisible man says" I don't know but my arse really hurts!" 
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eye: Sex God
Well as you know we cocked up slightly & are booked into Channings yes we have also paid already but got a very good rate. We will be hiring a car so mobile, just let us know where we have to be & when. Arrive at Airport Sat & go back late evening on the Sunday. Anyone else flying up by bmi from Heathrow ? :lick:
