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qanda
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 79
Straight Female, 74
0 miles · Surrey
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Sex God
A body builder walks into a bar, and after a while and a few drinks, picks up a girl, and decided to head back to his place. By the time they got home he saw that the girl was so excited that he rips off his shirt, points to the bulging biceps and says, "See these baby - 1000lbs. of dynamite!"
The girl becomes even more excited. Seeing this, he then tears off his jeans, points to his muscular thighs and says, "See these baby - 1000lbs. of dynamite!"
The girl can hardly contain herself at this point. So finally, he drops his "fruit of the looms". The girl jumps up and runs for the door, the guy catches up with her and says, "Baby, where are you going?"
She replies, "With 2000lbs. of dynamite and such a short fuse I was afraid you were going to explode!"
here too :lick: Sex God
Great Party once again & thanks to M & C lots of greaqt memories we shall be up again, hopefully by then M has becone fluent in patois, & understands the strange breakfast arrangements of Y & A .Don't forget you both have to come to MK on the 2nd June,No Excuses, be even better to see you both when ur not 'on duty' Love Q & A xxx
Sex God
Fred's convertible glided to a halt on the edge of a lonely country road.
"I suppose," said his pretty but reluctant date, "you're going to pull the old 'out of gas' routine."
"No," said Fred, " I'm going to pull the 'here after' routine."
"The 'here after' routine... what's that?" she wanted to know.
"If you're not here after what I'm here after, you'll be here after I'm gone!" he replies
Sex God
One always picks on the person who sticks their head above the parapet. 
So perhaps you could pass our invitation on to your fellow administrators, who are equally welcome, and would point out that Milton Keynes is just up the road from London :rainbow:
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Post edited 27-04-2007 13:32
So perhaps you could pass our invitation on to your fellow administrators, who are equally welcome, and would point out that Milton Keynes is just up the road from London :rainbow:
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Post edited 27-04-2007 13:32 Sex God
Thanks for the info Griff thats all we really wanted to know a time scale & what goodies we could expect to receive. So it's now just two weeks away 
we await the goodies with anticipation & baited breath :clap:
Now about this attendance at Milton Keynes on June 2nd -you could actually meet quite a few of your 'satisfied 
customers' in the flesh, in some cases maybe literally
Q & A xx
Post edited 27-04-2007 9:20
we await the goodies with anticipation & baited breath :clap:
Now about this attendance at Milton Keynes on June 2nd -you could actually meet quite a few of your 'satisfied
customers' in the flesh, in some cases maybe literally
Q & A xx
Post edited 27-04-2007 9:20 Sex God
Noticed this thread while browsing the forums, we were informed towards the end of last year that there was going to be an enhancement in the chat room with the ability to view multi cams & a general upgrade, nothing happened. This thread was started by admin almost two monthe ago & still no obvious progress. We understand these things take time & need to be system tested etc.,it would however be nice for the members to be kept updated on progress & also a date when we can expect these changes to be implicated, and the full extent of what wonders await us.
Q & A
Sex God
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
I think we should shag at least 3 times a days after all its what the health experts claim. 'Three shags a day keeps the doctor away !' :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: