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qanda
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 79
Straight Female, 74
0 miles · Surrey

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[quote user=pussinboots1]shredded wheat[/quote] Now come on Puss you know that's not correct lol should be r Rice Crispies perhaps on the same thread Post edited 16-07-2007 11:02
God I hope you dont think this was directed at you, it was a general observation on the current events. Possibly posted this in wrong forum. If people are sniping at you anywhere on site then this is bad & completely abhore it
We have posted this note on 'chill out' forum but is probably valid here so here again with no apology We do however think if people are removed perhaps we (members) should be given an explanation (except for blatant breech of the rules) & also an appeals procedure What the f*ck is happening to this site, it used to be a place where people came to have fun & sexy conversations ! It now seems more like a bloody war zone ! We need to get back to the 'love in' status because if not the whole thing will implode. We have been on the site for nealy 3 years & made lots of friends & quite frankly all this sniping (from both side) is getting very boring . It does make one consider whether to renew ones membership. Post edited 26-06-2007 11:05
What the f*ck is happening to this site, it used to be a place where people came to have fun & sexy conversations ! It now seems more like a bloody war zone ! We need to get back to the 'love in' status because if not the whole thing will implode. We have been on the site for nealy 3 years & made lots of friends & quite frankly all this sniping (from both side) is getting very boring . It does make one consider whether to renew ones membership.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told his young mistress to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until 8." The wife glanced down at his shoes and said: "You lying b*stard! You've been playing golf!!" :doggy:
A young man finally got a date with the blonde female that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his "tool of the trade". But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain. The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
[quote user=stra__69]qanda's house!! lol[/quote] So when is that to be :lick: Regent Palace Hotel
We always book up lomg week ends & holidays well ahead its the only way we can get ourselves through the year with something organised. We are off to Italy for 10 days Friday which we booked in January, a Classic car tirp over August bank holiday to Brugges then a short week to Cap d'Agde middle of September both of which weere booked in April. smile