[quote="tank347"]Woohoo! Only 1 week to go!
I want to get some organisation regarding The Big Shave. Who, were, and when, that sort of thing. Volunteers and interested parties make yourself known...
Just in case anyone doesn't know (for example by being on another planet or having been kidnapped by flying monkeys), I'm au naturel in the pubic department. Never shaved down below before so I figured that it would be a giggle to get someone else to do it for me. I'll provide the necessary equipment (razor, testicles and so on). As I don't want to sing castrato or be circumcised I'd prefer it if it was done before copious amounts of alcohol are consumed.
Anyhow, let me know if you're up for it.
:thrilled:
Oh, one last thing...no aftershave. I'd like to be able to use my tackle later without feeling like I lost an argument with a flamethrower...[/quote]
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[quote="sexie_arse"]Whats happening about the food Porkies?
9 Days 6 hours till check in :bounce:[/quote]
we doing a buffet so will charge a pound a head ok for food sarnies, mince pies, sausage rolls, ect ok babe. oooh how many days n hours n mins to go !!!! oooh we got great raffle prizes n good dj for the event. and drinks re very cheap for a pub. so good news heylol
[quote="sexie_arse"]11 days 19 hours until check in :happy:[/quote]
how many days hours and mins now claire lol
[quote="montyjessy"]sorry peepies but unfortunatly we wont be able to make it to the social now as i am "on call" over the xmas week .......... a damn shame but hey theres always next year ... hope you all have fun and hope you try to miss us lol ......... Luvs Karl & Tracey xxxx xxxx[/quote]
ooooooooooooh karl tracey thats not fair on you both but with the jobs being hard to come by, we all have to do wot we have to. we will miss you both have a great xmas. take care xxxxxxx
[quote="sexie_arse"]15 more sleeps............................ :twisted:
or 16 days 4 hours until check in :thrilled:[/quote]its monday today the 13th claire how many sleeps now, and ho many hours and mins lol.
Right folks time if you havent done so yet, to get ur room booked remember they dont take money till day of event. so do it now you dont want to miss out do you.
[quote="porkypies1"]we have been asked would we put some nibbles like mince pies <hot> n sas rolls ect, if we do this we will need to collect a smalll cover chargs prob about £2 are you folks ok with this? there is also a great raffle with good prizes.[/quote]
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
the venue have now said we can take food with us in the way of sarnies mince pies s/ rolls ect, if we want so would this be better !! if so please let me know they will plate the food up and heat it if poss, so let me know if you think this is better????
we have been asked would we put some nibbles like mince pies <hot> n sas rolls ect, if we do this we will need to collect a smalll cover chargs prob about £2 are you folks ok with this? there is also a great raffle with good prizes.
[quote="Madam_CC"]woo hoo, im underneath Mr and Mrs C and on top of Mr and Mrs Ladysweet, what a lucky girl i am. But the only thing a really want a little kiss off Freddie Funk. well a bump kiss that is. xxxxx[/quote]
oi oi Madam_CC, Was you drunk when you looked at the list ur on top of me :lol
ok list of peeps asked for details so far:
samoa
tin tin tom
tank
p214 ever
2naughty
ceylon1
Madam CC
Lady 2 sweet
yorkie 2811
1921
sheils
Kay_de
Montyjessy
Biggirl
Fredy
Funkydiva n fredy funks n Markie and ting tong
Bluejim
Hurrinnala
Likerabbits
ballboy
Pieman + one
Darween
London 75
saskia03
Sarjay
Rsj 2690
Sexy_Arse
Pussy 2 share
Jay xxx506
Hotstory69
Northlondon12
Bods plus 10 people
Trevanna
ross n rach
johnandsarah
jelandn + 2
gazmik
Porkypies1
Phoebecouple
mercconv
mikeandkate
If i have left you of list plz get in touch as new format of site means i have lost e-mails.
jeff n stella
[quote="Madam_CC"]:gagged::gagged:[/quote] bend over madam cc
[quote="biggirluk"]not that CC and i are picky :giggle:[/quote] oi sod off, sht, bo_ _ ocks, bum, you know what i mean n yes you are picky or is that pricky lol
The name list will be on here this sunday folks, if you have asked for details and you dont see your name
on the list then plz message me. Remember its this sunday that the list will be here.
Jeff n Stella
AKA
Porkypies1
have you booked you room yet norfy m8, glad ur cumming:-o
well done rosie and vikki, lov you both thanks.:welcome::lick::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::smitten::smitten::smitten::smitten::smitten::smitten::smitten::smitten::smitten::smitten::smitten::thumbup:
[quote user=Madam_CC]I need help, Just tried to book hotel to be told Hotel is shut that date and they are transfering all booking to another hotel, Can you help Porkies? xxxxxx[/quote]
all bookings are ok they shut on 25th and till lunch time 26th open then onwards ok
oooh madan cc bend over :doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy:
OK
FANCY DRESS
WOULD
BE
GOOD
All details now sent out book now and pay on arrival ok
reserve with a card no money taken till arrival.
ok funky you are not dropping fredy funksta on the 9th feb it gonna be the 12th ok. right fun done , ALL HOTEL DETAILS WILL BE SENT OUT SUNDAY NIGHT TO THOSE WHO HAVE PUT THEIR NAMES ON LIST.
well i gonna bring the sink plunger, just in case and the goal posts and net coz if it does fly out fredy might score a goal lol. which is more than chelski can do hehehehe im forever blowing bubbles prety bubbles in the air :-o
ok hotel details are in now, so if you want them message me on porkypies1 plz. hotel will take your booking with card but not charge you till the day of stay. so reserve your room now dont miss out!!!! rooms cost for twin / double / twin + bed settee for three peeps. this includes brekkie; so good is a booking ref which i will send you when you message me ok
jeff
xx[/quote]
Oh I think if you were to attempt to shave him when you've had a drink young lady, then rest assured he would have no todger left let alone hair on it!!!! 
Love ya really, see you next week 
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sexy-arse and cey how many days and hours and mins to social lol
You sure it wont be Saturday 