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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 68
UK

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I hate that advert :fuckinghell: but i wont hold it against you :giggle::haha:
I specialise in knitted WILLY WARMERS:grin:......totally made to measure and free fitting. :giggle::giggle::haha:
[quote user=serens40]Speak for yourself mwm :haha:[/quote] Definition: UTOPIA.. ideal and perfect state: an ideal and perfect place or state where everyone lives in harmony and everything is for the best Isnt everyone in that place and state on here??:happy::inlove::smitten::thrilled::thumbup:
[quote user=funkydiva35]FALSE.... im a shven haven....... the person below me likes candle wax dripped on them......???[/quote] Glad to here it:thumbup:......dont like hairy muffs!!! False to hot wax...dont like pain. The person below me has multiple orgasms on a regular basis
Is this the FUNKY and FUNKY thread??:huh: Hope you dont mind me popping in and sticking me 2 penneth in.:smoke: .......and Miss funky...your arse must be very sore now:grin:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: KIDS......I'll help you out funky. rolleyes Too much sex has dulled ya brain hun loon :giggle::giggle:
[quote user=funkydiva35]:doh: did u get to use ur implements aig???duel[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:pokebolt
[quote user=funkymaster]fuckin ova what funks i am lost[/quote] Ummm, my guess would be the bonnet of my car Funkymaster...but hey, what do I know!! :bounce:
[quote user=oliviak]Now I'm curious as well.... lol[/quote] Yeah, we know that Olivia - says so on your profile!! :bounce:
[quote user=funkydiva35]hey wots goin down on the 10th????[/quote] Funky..keep up hun blink..read Londons post hunbanghead...he wants a week to try out all the combos before he decides which one he wants as his last. The 3rd of August is when he posted his thread so I added 7 days onto it and Bingo!!!! :haha::haha: thats when we get to know PHEW!!!!bolt
[quote user=londonlaughs]Ooo yea funkyd, you made quite an impression hun, u sexy minx u!!! :bounce:[/quote] Miss Funky would have left quite an impression on Mr MWM's back if she had let him give her a firemans lift:giggle::giggle:
Oli....ya dipstickbanghead...ya ruined itblink .....drunk again???drinkies Lets start again then........VISA Cos I just bought some black fishnet holdups on the internet:happy:
[quote user=londonlaughs]Oooo give me another week and i'll let you know. By that time I will have ticked all the main combos!!!!! rotflmao :thrilled:wave[/quote] Planning a Busy week huh London??? I will be waiting in anticipation on the 10th then :giggle:
Interesting idea ya dirty girlie,:uhoh: but I wouldnt want to be responsible for a motorway pile up:eeek::O.....I have my limits boinkand I doubt you would see thier faces travelling at over 50 MPH anyway bolt:moon: The person below me has a hairy muff :giggle:
Hi........i agree with Miss Funky. Dont sit on cam showing ya chest/shirt or ya cock, a big turn off for me. If I want to watch a guy wanking I can watch me own man doing that. I think I can say for most women that we like to see ya face and a good sense of humour wouldnt go amiss. Good luck and happy camming:cheers:
Theres more................ FART over the River Kwai Charlie and the FART Factory FARTing in Seattle The Green FART Dances with FARTS All the Presidents FARTs Back to The FARTure Bad FART at Black Rock Cheaper By the FART Getting carried away here bolt
FART with the Wind FARTbusters A Few Good FARTS FART Impossible The God FARTer :haha::haha:
[quote user=oliviak]But how can I join in the fun if I don't have a car???[/quote] Bless...we'll supply that babe! :bounce:
[quote user=northlondon12]Oh an don`t fukkin blame me i did not revive this thread..........I did`nt did I :crazy::crazy: :doh::doh:[/quote] Yep, ya did! Full House - woof!!! :bounce:
Ummm, no idea what to say to that other than, one more for the full house!! LOL :bounce:
[quote user=northlondon12]:welcome: newbies have fun an be safe so stay away from the nuttah.:giggle::giggle: :haha::love::P[/quote] Which one? There's soooooooooo many! :bounce:
Nope! The person below has been to a swingers club and didn't play.
:bounce:Funky, Cey, Hmmmmm, now that's an interesting idea. Not sure the paint work could stand that much attention though! Too much friction!!! But maybe the BMW could?
Bags...............under me eyes after the saturday social :crazy:
False....but ya never know what life has in [b]store[/b] and I might decide to do that after me Tesco's shop:haha::giggle::giggle: The person below has had sex on the bonnett of a Jag XKR Supercharged :grin::grin: