naughty funkymaster. Get youself bent over my knee right now.
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I just noticed there are two pages lol whopps i was answering the last one on page 1, oh never mind, same question goes. Its me hormones, im all over the place :doh::doh:
False - I was a very good girl you know
and word of advie, dont give yourself an orgasm whilst driving down a motorway, I did and got 3 points and a fine, Dam orgasm made me hit accerlerator, only time i regretted an orgasm:giggle::giggle: They did offer me this pics, how good would they have looked on
profile :giggle:
The person below has a had sex in a petrol station fore court
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Oh funky you nutter, what you like, Your should come up here i am an expert at sitting putting my feet up, I just dont have a man to run about after me :upset::upset:
In fact i will come and join you on your couch(or bed) and get marky to run about after us both.
Take care and hope your back shaking your booty soon.
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For sure i will do babes, no worries there i still have yer number, and with any luck get back in action to be playing again soon.
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Ok hands up True - a couple of odd things really, including an electric toothbrush, end of a hairbrush and a coat hanger, not all at once i may add.
The person below me has had an orgasm whilst driving the car down a motorway, and they gave themself the orgasm.
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:-o True :-o And eh no comment
The person below me has masterbated whilst watching a soap (ie Coronation Street etc) on the television.
:wank::wank::wank:
hee hee bet they lie and say False, oh that Jack Duckworth
im doing good babes, Bump is getting big, woo hoo. only 4 weeks to go now. counting the days, lets hope its not to late in coming.
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Are you still giving away pies
im never understood when i go to meets down south, but im used to it now "Purple Burgler Alarm" :giggle::giggle:
Just ask Mr Seductions he is becoming a pro at it:giggle::giggle:
Oh and i am a Jock
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any luck babes, did you get any signs from Mr Russels. Is he still with us?:uhoh::uhoh:
was there not a song about looking for Linda,
Just asking.
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I think so, in saying that i never did find out what happened to Mr J Russel, maybe he was kidnapped by the said Barbara Woodhouse for a little bit of doggie training in the sky :sticky::sticky:
Oh and yeah funks, im sure she is dead.
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im good at tiddleywinks, if you fancy playing at that?
Northy your not to old to get put over my knee you know.
dont drop any crumbs on the step................im not hoovering up after you all
Oh to have you pair on my naughty step.
see bonus about being Bi............ you can get your fannies and willies mixed up and it dont really matter.
In saying that i have to say i can tell in a picture the difference. I used to have a cock picture along with my face on my profile, are you saying that makes me a fake.
Just asking, not wanting an arguement.
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ha ha ha a Rik Waller Titty Wank.
Oh dear think i need a lie down now.
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Oh anal fairy, you must have a defected batch, I have all the good ones.
:devil::devil::devil:
They are now safely tucked away in my freezer, just waiting for it to be time for the monthly breeding season.
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I shall add them to the collection. I do hope they aint any of the old and retired dots, I shall have to test out there durability first before i accept them.
i seem to see that some of the dots are now being abused in the Southern Social Thread.
Sorry guys but this is unacceptable.
(can you tell site is down and i went reading old threads lol)
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Jels, broke the chatroom, by playing there music too loud.:giggle::giggle:
:wave::wave::wave:
Bye guys, you pair take care. Had a ball everytime i have met you.
and Mary, mind and keep hold of that umbrella :giggle::giggle:
