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miss_ccrider
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 76
0 miles · Shropshire
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hwoar::phwoar::phwoar:Right i have the answer.
We have now got an owl and we have a pussy cat. Sod buying the windmill. Get yourself a beautiful pea green boat. Stick the owl and the pussy cat in it. Send along the mice for company and they can all sail off quite happily to Amsterdam and get there own sodding Windmill.
How easy was that?
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Im not really surprised that Wilbur is working as a model as he was always a very nice specimin. But to be modelling willy warmers again, He always said he would never do it again as It caused a great deal of itching................................... This always sent him off to see the Dr for a little bit of ointment.
Aha now i get it........................ Wilbur has just seen who the new Dr is and this is why he seems to be back at the knit wear modelling, Firstly he gets the ever so sexy MWM slipping him into some dam fine and sexy garments, then when he has to go and see the Dr he has two very firm and sexy hands gripping him every so tightly and with the threaten of a spanking if he is bad is going to be all to much for him.
I do hope that if he has got the Job as a lorry mud flap that he remembers the wear his waterproof protection. would hate for him to ruin his new willy warmer.
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Please feel free to send a schedual of Training session and i shall be sure to turn up. Also demonstraions will be of no problem to show of my skills.
I can supply my own sponge, but i do know due to health and safety reasons people may wish to supply there own. Although sometimes the choice of share is a greater turn on for people. A larger time slot will have to be allocated for group sponging sessions.
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I cant get my router to be friends with my laptop, I dont know what i did, so i cant go on the internet with my laptop,
At the moment i have to use the broadband thingy that makes the big computer work but not the laptop.
Is it that sort of question you mean and if so
WHAT DO I DO TO SORT IT?
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Buy a windmill, and put it in the garden.
There once was a windmill in old Amsterdam,
a windmill with a mouse in and it was...............
It sang every morning "How lucky am i"
To be living in a windmill in Old Amsterdam
Okay so i cant remember it all but im guessing Mice like Windmills, So it could be worth a try.
Just get a wee one from a garden center, im sure in the mice world size doesnt matter:giggle::giggle:
Yeah, The venue last year was good. Especially on the sofa. And i do hope to get a grope of the madman again on the dancefloor.
Oli you get your ass up to Leeds, no excuses its far up North, its a long way South from me, So be nice to meet you in the middle.................oh errrrrrrrr so to speak.
I cant wait, i got about 4 months to shift this baby weight, thank god i started the diet yesterday.
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