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funkydiva35
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 110
0 miles · London
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Sex God
everyone recognizes mine... and knows its me....cus hey its true!! :P
but hey i aint fussed eitha way... im a narcissis anyway soooooooooooo i dont mind starin at me all day!! xx
funky nutta xx:P
Sex God
sexy lac.... sooooooo do i, sooooooooo do i....
i think we cud hav lots n lots of fun and frolics! xx
Sex God
y thankyou.... u shud put ur ass pic on ere as ur aviator...let everyone see it.... mmmmmmm
Sex God
A woman's poem:
Before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, ones who's handsome,smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks,one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, and when i spend, won't get annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and ... See Morealways understand....
A mans poem:
I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits and a fanny tighter than a mouses waist-coat. Who owns a pub, loves the taste of cum and occasionaly takes it in the ass. This doesn't even rhyme but who gives a fuck. Poetrys for women! Lolol
Sex God
A woman's poem:
Before i lay me down to sleep, i pray for a man who's not a creep, ones who's handsome,smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, one who thinks before he speaks,one who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, and when i spend, won't get annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and ... See Morealways understand....
A mans poem:
I pray for a deaf mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits and a fanny tighter than a mouses waist-coat. Who owns a pub, loves the taste of cum and occasionaly takes it in the ass. This doesn't even rhyme but who gives a fuck. Poetrys for women! Lolol
Sex God
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. . . . ('(. . . . . .¯/'. .') HATERS
love to those who mean anything to me other wise as above
Sex God
is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅
Sex God
no peek u wont, u hav to chek... b patient ppl hav got to get u kno first... xx
Sex God
rite, well u lot betta keep ya promises to look afta me... cus fooooooooooooookas talked me into cumin....
the funksters r cumin, iv jus booked!!
see u all there xx
Sex God
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:inlove::inlove: cum ere sexy... id neva forget u... norty pies!! il get them wiv the paddle... 
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:inlove::inlove: cum ere sexy... id neva forget u... norty pies!! il get them wiv the paddle... Sex God
well hello there sexy......
u got a new sex kitten to play wiv then...... mmmmm very nice too
funky nutta xx:P
Sex God
lifes too short.... lets get funky xx
hiya sexy 2's hope ur good, have a grrrrrreat weekend xx
Sex God
GOOD MORNIN SEXY PEEEEEEPS.... thought for today, who picks up... Guide dogs shit??
yaaaaaaaaaaaaa iv lost 4lb since monday... well chuffed!! x
