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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 61
UK

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Hi wetlipsa We'd be up for this one keep us posted guys. Mr and Mrs C xxx
Hiya King what a shame you've chosen the same date as the utopia meet as we obviously can't go now smile Hope you have a great night guys, London is a fab place for a night out, maybe next time. Love Mr and Mrs C xxx Post edited 15-11-2006 7:32
Welcome back porky pies. Knew you wouldn't be able to stay away for long. xxxxx
We just want to say a huge; smile T H A N K Y O U :) to all who voted us MOTM. Please do not reply to this thread as it's purely a thank you. Love Mr and Mrs Ceylon XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
OH fanastic mich, so we will get to give you a birthday kiss after all hun ;) See you then xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
aw friends what a shame your not going a week later as we are going then. Have a fantastic birthday hun. Luv and kisses Mr and Mrs C xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi Guitar How's it going now as it has been a while since you posted the thread? Mrs C xxx
Hi Darren, Think you may be able to sell your better qualities a little more and agree with qanda piccies would be good too. Also to get yourself better known you may wish to visit the chatroom which is a great way to get to know people. Take care and have fun. Mrs Ceylon x
Just to say; GUTTED! GUTTED! GUTTED! No, seriously really hope you all have a fantastic night. We want to hear all about it, well maybe not all of it lol. We will be there in spirit. Swing and be merry. Luv Mr and Mrs C xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Two eggs boiling in a pan, 1 male, 1 female. Female turns to male egg and says "Oh look I have a crack" He replies "No point telling me that, I ain't hard yet" biggrin
Professor of Maths sends wife a text; Dear wife you are 54 years old and you can no longer satisfy my needs so when you get this I will be in a hotel room with my 18 year old assistant. I am sorry I will be home late. Wife sends reply; Dear husband you are also 54 years old and by the time you get this I will also be at a hotel with 18 year old pool boy. You are a brilliant Mathematician, so you will know that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 into 18 so don't wait up! :devil:
Husband says "I fancy kinky sex can I cum in your ear" wife says "no I will go deaf", husband says "I've been cumming in your mouth for 20 years and your still fecking talking" smile
Us too xxx Don't give up, lots of people care just give it time. Mr and Mrs C xxxxx
It's Taz713 as we've looked too 8) So Mark are you two coming to Utopia Friday night then??? speak soon. Mr and Mrs C xxxxx
Porky Pies Such a fab guy, simply love the banter we have in chat. Oh and may I add very sexy too, like mo says makes me feel I want to you know what lol. Look forward to much more of the same. All I can say is the ladies who can, are very lucky indeed. Hugs n kisses Mrs C :P xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hi John and Kel, Sorry won't be able to make this one guys we already have an overnight sitter booked for our Utopia jaunt on 6th so there's no way we could get another for this one. In one word we are GUTTED but have a fantastic night and be good hehe. Mwahhhhh xxxxxxxxxx Mr and Mrs C
Soupy and mo may I point out that the high heels were actually cream and not white. Have to be careful here seeing as we live in Essex. Mrs C xxxx :-?
Thank you so much mo for arranging what was such an enjoyable evening for us and everyone else. We had the time of our life and the desserts in room 315 were simply the icing on the cake mmmmmm. So lovely to meet everybody we met and we mean everybody. Lets's hope we can arrange another social (did we really say social hehe) again soon. Mwahxxxxxx to everyone. And no mo you can not have your tongue back it's ours for keepsies. Luv Mr and Mrs C :clap: :lick: :clap: :lick:
Aw bless know how much you are looking forward to it too hun. Hope you make it will be nice to meet you and have a few drinks and a laugh. Mrs C xxx
Thanks Mo count us in for the nightclub. It's also ours and Mr and Mrs Herts 7th wedding anniversary on 25th so we found out today. What a coincidence. So think we might be opening a bottle of champers to celebrate. Looking forward to meeting all of you on Saturday. Luv Mr and Mrs C xxxxxxxxxxxx