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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 60
Straight Male, 61
UK

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[quote user=truescorpio]The only way I can make myself hotter is if I set myself on fire biggrin Seriously though how about some pointers ladies, what makes a 'hot' pic?[/quote] Well all I can say is take a look at fun4u2me2's profile pics, now they are steaming :P, even if a tad graphic in places hehe. Although I always love to look at Dales piccies because he has a very fine torso and is a dab hand at taking very fine angled pics. To this day I will never know how he manages to stand on his head whilst performing oral sex on a lady lol. How he's not become MOTM as yet I don't know to be honest, a great fella to chat too as well as being a very very successful single male within this swinging world. Although True, I have to say, given what flights, me and KC have said, is it really worth it? Mrs C mwahxxxxxx
You took the words right out of our mouths flights, wasn't what it's cracked up to be for us being MOTM and wouldn't want to do it again. Actually we found that the peeps we had been talking to to for some time didn't seem to want to talk any longer. Maybe they thought we had become unapproachable for some reason, who knows. Let's face it though, MOTM is based on the best pics around that month and not the personalities in general. So I have to agree with G4 on this one. Maybe it should be "Best piccies of the month" lol So come of single guys get shooting on some really hot pics and who knows you may well be the next MOTM and give us girls some eye candy at the same time hehehe. mwahxxxxx Ceylons
[quote user=morkandmindy]Think her profile name is - [b]youaintmymum[/b] :boxing:[/quote] LMAO :giggle:
[quote user=sudsy]On the 10th day before Utopia, my true love gave to me .... Three French kisses, Two pleasure beads and a blow job and a sore knee.[/quote] [color="cyan"]come on sudsy.... we're nearly on 7 days till Utopia, you're falling behind :mrgreen:[/color]
Well we would mention quite a few that sudsy and others have mentioned and even put up a thread ourselves about more cams on behalf of us and others. It appears that Admin seldom reply to any of them though even to tell us what's in the pipeline, so we've given up asking now to be honest. confused??: Ceylon mwahxxx
Could someone please send me details of the hotel so I can book taaaaa Mrs C xxx
Me and mo will be the shy ones sitting in the corner so please be gentle with us. :scared: hehe
Oh Mo how could you do this to me :upset::upset::upset: hehehe No seriously a note to all you single girlies out there. Do not, I repeat do not pass this offer up as mo and si are one of the sexiest couples you could wish to meet and hell do they know how to give a girl a good time. Get mailing sexy girlies lol ceylon mwahxxxxxxxxx
[quote user=pacha] oh, and can someone explain to me what a 'proffessional' job is? is that the opposite of an un-professional one...?:haha:[/quote] I said PROFESSION pacha there's no comparison between what people perceive as a professional job or not is there. I think the point that people are trying to make is that should pictures and profile be seen by work colleagues or friends and family it could become highly embarrassing for them. Mr C
Hi all Mr C here, Well as some of you know I'm rarely seen on this site in the chatroom on cam nor do I have any face pictures of myself on our public gallery. This is because of my profession and I thought everyone knew the implications of uploading pictures in our public galleries. We belong to other sites (none as good as this one I might add in terms of the friends we've made) although, you will see that on any swingers site pictures are available to see to non members even if in thumbnail size. The point I am trying to make is that if you do have a career which could be at risk from being part of a site such as this one, then be very careful as I am to keep your facial pictures safely in your private gallery. It's then entirely up to each individual who sees them. Stay safe. Mr C
:thumbup: Classic, but mustn't :laughabove: too much or the guys will be ganging up on us Mrs F3 :scared: Mrs C mwahxxxx
Helllloooo Admin xxx Well i know I'm asking this question on behalf of a lot of people who use the chat-room here and the question is; [size="18"]When are we going to be able to view more cams than 1 in the chat-room?[/size] I was told that it was imminent that we were to have a new chat-room with more cam views available and that was around 6 months ago when the changes to the site started to take place. So can you give us all an indication as to when and even IF this is going to happen? Thank you very muchley lol ceylon mwahxxxxx
Jen splutter lol dirty bitch hehe. Just think of two names Jen and you'll be OK :lol2: You can't miss sudsy Jen he'll be the one wearing frilly knickers lmao All joking aside, we want to take this opportunity to say a massive thank you to Seds for arranging this one. It's looking to being a hell of a bash (pardon the bad pun) and we are sooo looking forward to seeing old and new friends alike and we reckon we are speaking on behalf of a lot of peeps here. So a big :cheers: seds mwahxxxxx ceylons
Ooops it appears my cover has been well and truly blown Scott blink although lts more practise needed. :grin: CC, the question is.....how much mooore would you like babe? :rascal:
[quote user=MO_]helping ceylon and venus move in with me :haha:[/quote] Exploring Mo's new house Wonder who I'll find :devil::lick:
I wouldn't know how to do the flirty thing scott. Do fill me in on the rules and I'll have a wee go. :grin::rascal: Mrs C mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[quote user=morkandmindy]Cellophane wrapping!.......... That's all I'm gonna say about the poxy stuff! :taz:[/quote] Sssshhhhh mork and mind you're giving your kinky secrets away here :haha::haha::haha:
[quote user=easyuk]I think perhaps jodphurs, riding boots, red jacket. The punishment would probably need to be appliled firmly to the buttocks with a riding crop...[/quote] well that's easy I still have my gear from when I had a horse although I prefer riding other things these days hehe. CC I just hope your bot is recovered sufficiently in a little over two weeks time blink:rascal:
Captive in mo's house :lick::lick::lick: and why is deb unhappy? :-?
YW Beo, so had I! xxxx [color="violet"]Migraines![/color] The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know? "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you. I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." [color="violet"]New suit - £400 New shirt - £36 New underwear - £6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS![/color]
What Sudsy.... your gonna be wearing CC's panties, now that I would like to see. blink:lol2: This is going to be quite some party I can feel in my bones :bounce::bounce::bounce:
Like - cos they are very witty and make me laugh Hate - cos they are sexier than us :bounce::bounce::grin:
Mary had a little lamb she thought him rather silly. She threw him up into the air and caught him by his willy! Sorry not really a joke but hey I'm in a silly mood today and it gave this fab thread a bump :bounce::bounce::bounce: mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxx
We are both in charge when in comes to swinging, If one of us isn't 100% happy and comfortable then whatever it is quite simply doesn't happen. When it comes to everything else then I am (Mrs C) but ssssshhh don't tell Mr C I said so hehe.
We wouldn't want to be part of a scoring system anyways, far too many sexy REAL people right here. mwahxxxxx ceylons