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ceylon1
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 61
UK

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[quote user=funkydiva35]ooooooooooh guys me and markie hav fucked for england and now we'v got our new cam set up.....sooooo sexy cey im cumin for ya now, see u on the darkside tom sexy ladieeeee uv got to hold me hand tho cus im as nervous as fuck!! luv ya sexy bays xx funky nutta xx[/quote] Call me whenever you want hun, I mean it..... anytime. Mrs Cey xxxxxxxxxxx :love:
[quote user=baylisstic]mrs ceys.....red latex dress now you have me going, cummin over all uneccesary now, dont think you need any am always willing to a pupil though.[/quote] Oh I dunno Neil... a few lessons/reminders should never go to waste ;) Mrs C xxx :love:
boink rings a few bells Cat lol The funny thing is that the malefems think we are too stupid to notice the little giveaways :doh: lol ceys :love:
shurrup Norffy :2fingers: who rattled your cage? :giggle: xxxxxxxxxxxx
ooohhh and I wonder who it was that got us going Jeffs innocent dhfhdgvfhsfsfffabcab :doggy: You see us lot in the South are innocent till the Mids lot wind us up and make us do rude things on cam..... shame on you Jeffs lol ceys :love:
hmmmmm I wonder Jeffs :dry: Maybe us Southerner's need a lesson or two. Wonder if you can help us with that innocent :twisted: :love:
ty Bays xxx Although the really hot ones are the ones with you guys in them :grin: :inlove:
[quote user=jeffason]Alough quite a few have already been fulfilled..... gimme an orgy... gimme hands and tongues galore mmm gimme gimme gimme Although I was discussing with the_lady this evening a porn I saw years ago where there is a sexy lady lying on a bed of black latex with countless hands reaching through the latex touching her body... please if anyone had seen this let me know the film failing that I could do a remake ;) ohhh I need a cold splash!!! Mrs J xxx[/quote] I have a red latex dress with red thigh highs...reach through that if you like, will that do ya Jeffs? :giggle::giggle::giggle:
beautiful funks.... sod the pics....in the flesh is a much better idea don't ya think!!!! ;):bounce: :rose:
Oh no Rosie I think you should tell us all what you mean hun. We'd all like to know what's at the Funkies kingdom :rascal: :giggle::giggle::giggle::rose:
[quote user=blondecouple] I think people who are feeling like this, should just leave the site alone for a while (take a break) dont announce it, dont leave .... Coz Ive been watching and 90% come back anyway. [/quote] you are so right Jo xxx. We left for six weeks, didn't announce it in the forum, purely cos we'd made our decision and didn't want the lovely people we know and love to try and change it for us and we always knew we would come back. We also didn't want to appear that we were attention seeking either. Now we are back, we've changed the way we use the site, no longer logging into a chatroom full of people and trying to keep up with people saying "why are you ignoring us" which we'd never do intentionally, it's all just too stressful lol. Now we occasionally pop into chat and use m s n for more intimate chats :rascal: We're by no means saying this is how everyone should play the game of swinging but it works for us. Ceys :love:
mmmmmm ok then Jeffs , seeing as you've twisted our arms..... we'd be more than happy to lend a hand or two so long as we fit the criteria you're looking for of course :rascal: :lick::devil::lick::devil::lick::devil:
[quote user=jeffason]wooo hoooo new fantasy comin up soon to be fulfillted... a sandwich of the man variety between 2 big men (with room for a sexy lady)... roll on February rrrrrr xxxxx Mrs J xxx[/quote] well lucky buggas the two who get to fulfill that fantasy with you two sexies then innocent Do let us know how it all goes won't you Jeffasons. :grin: :bounce::bounce::bounce: Ceylons xxxxxxxxxxxx:love:
[quote user=mwm69]We've seen all your 'extras' hun so no need to buy those :rascal: ....and 15 of your pics is enough for any law abiding citizen to pervsillyhwoar::phwoar: passionkiss:inlove:[/quote] lol :love: got a few more extra since you've seen them mwm :rascal: We are still waiting for our reply from Admin re: our pics query dunno:dunno: bolt :haha:
[quote user=oliviak]Old and ugly????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Well not ugly anyway... but damn gorgeous and sexy!!! lol If only I had seen that post a few months back hmmmmmm hehe[/quote] here here Oli :clap: :clap::clap:
[quote user=mwm69]Apologies for the hijacking but the post above reminds us we have been searching high and low for an older porn movie from the 70's or 80's that we'd love to get our hands on now. Plot is simple: Guy loses big at a home poker game and his wife ends up having to pay the debt to all 5 players at the same time while hubby can only watch. It may have been called Queen of Hearts? If anyone has a copy we'd REALLY appreciate it! REALLY!! ;) :bounce::bounce::bounce: And we mean R E A L L Y ! ;) And as for fantasies...there's a clue there huh?[/quote] Well if you do find a copy, would you care to let us know where to get one too :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
:thumbup: sexies. Well we've submitted a support ticket to Admin. re the photo limit. When we get a reply from them we'll share the info with you all lol. I don't think we will be purchasing the Extra's again rolleyes so we may have to make do with the 15 limit. Oh well we'll just have to pic out the best ones for our pg :rascal: ceys :love:
hmmmm Ms Bods :inlove: If you are right then they have let us upload to many already as we have 15 on there, but sssssshhhhhh lol. Looking very very sexy there yourself hun but then you would, cos you are :love: Mrs C xxxxxxx
No you sexy buggas you're not. But have a passionkiss and a sillyhwoar: anyway smile :love: :bounce:
We're trying to upload some private pics back onto our profile but are getting a blank screen when we go to the upload page. Is anyone else having problems or just us? Any help would be very much appreciated. ceylons xxxxxxxxxx
A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked - return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself'. So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose. The husband says 'Stone me, it wasn't that creased in the shop'. His funeral is on Thursday!!! :bounce:
hey us oldies are still here... just .... hanging by a thread lol, there's a few sexy lovely peeps (oldies-ish) who are keeping us here at the mo (they know who they are) my god now they will kill us for calling them oldies and I won't get to test the new Microphone out for the Karaoke sesh we will be having :grin: :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: Take care Tiff and Mark....sorry to see another great couple leaving :love:
Lovely Bays xxx Could you pop us on your list please huns. Not sure if we can make it yet but here's hoping. If you need a hand just shout... I'll dig out all my stuff from MK2. V and J xxxxxxxxx :love:
Is this still going ahead Jan and Paul?...... we need to know for sitters arrangements. mwahhhhh V and J :love:
Dave and Tee for what it's worth we think you two are great peeps and we think a lot will not want you to leave, but............... if you are hesistant as to whether to rejoin for another year.. then something is not quite right on here, for you to be pondering on whether to renew or not. We went through the same late last year and left for a while and rejoined only recently.... although only for a month at a time because we still don't know whether to stay for a whole year or not. So that's our two penneth worth, it worked for us guys. Love as always V and J :love:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]OMG............... My feet hurt, My legs hurt, my finger hurts, but fooking hell guys what a night. Had a great time, So glad i decided to come down. Well done for organising this meet Porkies and Hurri. Was a blast, cant remember the last time i laughed so much, cant remember the last time i drank so much, Infact i cant remember the last time i was out smile. Thanks for the airport run guys, was most kind of you. And you hospitality sat afternoon. When is the next one :) Im sure there are still a few people i never managed to snog on sat night. Thanks again guys, Miss Cc xxx[/quote] ahem... just wondering why your finger hurts cc hehehehe mwahxxxxx love ya hun
quite simply.... [size="18"]AWESOME[/size] [size="12"]well done hurri and porkies for the best time ever. Lord only knows what the staff at the club thought of all the rudies going on but I guess we sure kept them busy hehe. Was so good to catch up with everyone and also meet some sexy new peeps too. Same time same place next year then? Love Ceylons :love:[/size]
Can think of a few girlies who might be able to help you out with some appropriate exercises Mr Hotstory :grin: