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brujah
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 36
0 miles · Greater London
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Sexpert
Greetings.
After my last extremely successful auction of my person, I though it was time once again to rent my tush off.
AUCTION - One Irish male
USES - Many
TIME - One night
LOCATION - UK
Place your Bids on this post.
Rules.
: This is for fun no real monies involved.
: Please keep bids fun
: Bids can be anything..
: Bidder must state intended use of winnings at time of bid.
: Last bid - Midnight Feb 28th 2007
: Winner collects any time within 6 weeks of winning.
Good luck !
Sexpert
[quote user=curvysue]Hi, thanks for the offer, but this is going ahead on another site. This Saturday too. Mmmmmm, I'm so excited :doggy: :doggy:
Thanks for the offer though. 
Sue xxxx [/quote]
bloody hell sue.. you need to tell us MUCH sooner 
:lol: :devil: :devil:
btw :clap: :clap:
once you have tried you will never go back :rainbow:
Sue xxxx [/quote]
bloody hell sue.. you need to tell us MUCH sooner :lol: :devil: :devil:
btw :clap: :clap:
once you have tried you will never go back :rainbow: Sexpert
oh noes... Kells...
I was in a motorcycle accident this week and I am now all in a leg cast... 
:( :(
I am unable to make it and had to cancel there should be another room now available in the orginal hotel.. for anybody else who plans to go
/me crys... no fair... I was so looking forward to my stool by the bar...
:moon:
:( :(
I am unable to make it and had to cancel there should be another room now available in the orginal hotel.. for anybody else who plans to go
/me crys... no fair... I was so looking forward to my stool by the bar...
:moon: Sexpert
[quote user=blueeyedscorpio]Id just like to say how overwhelemed ive been with so many kind words lately from so very many of you. I know im not going to any of the socials or meeeting anyone but you have all made me feel like i belong to a very big caring family and i love you all very much .xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Blue[/quote]
thats cause your an angel
Sexpert
For sale for one night -
COUPLES !!!!!!!!
For friday the 10th of november for sale me for one 8 hour session ...
bids start at 50p..
all silly and funny offers considered...
no real money involved .. all for a laugh an a giggle ... but winner does win me for a night
bid away
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :doggy:
BIDDING ENDS WED - 6PM
Post edited 05-11-2006 19:18
bid away
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :doggy:
BIDDING ENDS WED - 6PM
Post edited 05-11-2006 19:18 Sexpert
Greetings one and all, Christmas is nearly upon us all the the dreaded trawl of the last minute shop will no doubt jump out of the cupboard wearing just a smile..
I intend to organise an informal drinkies for one and all in london centre that will be in a vanllia public house !
Intrested parites please post below so I can gauge numbers/intrest.
TTFN folks !
I intend to organise an informal drinkies for one and all in london centre that will be in a vanllia public house !
Intrested parites please post below so I can gauge numbers/intrest.
TTFN folks ! Sexpert
Little Red Riding Hood is getting ready to visit her grandmother in the forest when her mother says, "You shouldn't be out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because the Big Bad Wolf is out and you know what he'll do.......
he'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a big ol' shotgun and said,"Don't worry, Mommy, I've got it covered."
So, off Little Red Riding Hood goes, walking through the forest. Soon, she comes across the three little pigs.
One of the little pigs runs out from their brick house and warns, "You shouldn't be out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because the Big Bad Wolf is out and you know what he'll do........
he'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."
Little Red Riding Hood pulls out her big ol' shotgun and says, "Don't worry boys, I got it covered."
Sure enough, as Little Red Riding Hood continues through the forest, she comes across the Big Bad Wolf.
He roars, "You shouldn't have come out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because you know what I'm going to do! ........
I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."
So, Little Red Riding Hood lifts up her little red dress, pulls down her little red panties, and lays down on her back with her legs spread apart.
Then, she points the big ol' shotgun at the Big Bad Wolf and says.........
"Actually, Wolfie Boy, if you know what's good for you, you're going to eat me like the book says."
