is this the new BJ class all the uni girls are taking? "Blowjobs 101!
the ex used to get right randy while on, once she just grabbed me and well one thing led to another and next you know there was blood on my boxers!! so i screwed her again just to tell her she was a bad girl :twisted:
im not a fan of wine but maybe you guys and girls can help me, it's a mates 10th wedding anniversery and wanted to get his mrs a nice bottle of white wine (must be 10 years old) what would you say is the best and where can i get it?
and dont get any in the eye!!! im glad i wear glasses somtimes
[quote user=oliviak]What's interesting? I'm a tad lost...:crazy:[/quote]
think we're all lost on here =/
[quote user=ts__deb]Pencil down your willy?.........that will certainly DRAW some attention to you!!![/quote]
~ba-dum~ lol
dry shave!! god your brave. hmm speaking of shaving should i shave before download on wednesday?
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=andyprime]oddly enough i dont think the "hanging factor" comes in to play when it comes to size...I wear boxers as i think pants are...well pants you cant get a good scratch on the shaft it your knob looks like a racing track.[/quote]
can you explain the pants scratch thing again I don't understand :doh:
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most of the time its just to make sure it's still there after having a chat with an ex =p
[quote user=garykl]if your knob looks like a racing track.[/quote]
Not sure what you mean by this- ?![/quote]
with pants I find your cock gets tangled up to much hence it looking like a racing track
aww poor funkys upset, it's ok we'll get a lil woofer to bite your bum as well and you can expose your cheeks to on and all
does the plan invole ropes, leather and a tub of blue cheese?????
well...looks like im out of this game then =p i'll just over compensate with my bike
oddly enough i dont think the "hanging factor" comes in to play when it comes to size...I wear boxers as i think pants are...well pants you cant get a good scratch on the shaft it your knob looks like a racing track.
rather looking foward to this, hear the weathers gonna be nice and hot so a perfect reason to ride up to the beach
midgie you pain stop giving me heart attacks! im glad your back and i hope you stay back ^^have to drop by the chat room and say hi to ya at some point i just gt shy in there lol(i'll stick my cock on the internet but wont talk in chat rooms)
[quote user=debbie1959]Red Wine is good for the Heart,
The Heart supplies Blood to the Body,
Limp Cock isnt getting enough Blood,
Drink more Red Wine HIC!!![/quote]
but what if you dont like red wine!!! ah well least i got youth onmy side..well for another week, then i hit 24 and it goes down hill from there
pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it.......and no thats not a lesson on "how to make a women cum"
depends what mood I catch her in...2 pints per squirt
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my ex said that to me.. cheeky bitches hand was going for my wallet when she said it ^^
