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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
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hwoar:
You might like this one,its one of my favourites.
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
he he bring 'em on lol xxxI can rotate both elbows 180 degrees without moving my hand around.... Not found a use for it yet.
Could lick my own nipple when I was pregnant ... Must try that again....Didn't do it for kicks though.
I can roll my tongue (apparently not a lot of people can do it) Haven't mastered the 3 leaf clover yet.
H xx
I never saw Bambi's mother bite it... Mum wouldn't let me. My neice loves Bambi... We had venison one day when they were over and told her it was beef... I could hardly say we were eating Bambi!!!
The Clangers I remember best of all but think for me it has to be either Trap Door, Chorlton and the Wheelies, The Herbs and hmmm .... one nobody ever remembers.... Alias the Jester.
I can see you are all reaching for Google....
H xx
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