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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent
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Little joke for you,made me laugh anyway.
A husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."
:crazy::giggle:Being welsh and having rugby playing sons, I have an interest in the game and have picked a lot up from my boys and mr serens. Possibly Henson could have kicked but hey ... we'll lend the grand slam to the Irish for a season lol ... you are right though, the margin between winning and losing is very small, we could and should have beaten south africa in the autumn but we didn't, we were the only home side to beat a southern hemisphere nation though. Anyway it's done and dusted and the Irish guys will enjoy it as we have done before ... now for the lions lol
