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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent
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I thought this might come in handy for some (maybe a lot) of us........(some more than others)(I'll be fine, dont worry about me).....
Phone Menu at the Mental Health Institute
Hello, and thank you for calling the Mental Health Institute
If you are press 1 repeatedly
If you have multiple personalities, press 2, 3 and 4.
If you suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, press 5 but do it v-e-r-y- s-l-o-w-l-y and carefully.
If you are dyslexic, press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6. Now press 9. Now press 6.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8. If you have short term memory loss, press 8.
If you have schizophrenia, listen very carefully and a small voice will tell you the number to press.
If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press a number for you.
If you are depressed, don't bother to press any numbers. No one will be able to help you anyway.
If you are paranoid, you don't need to press anything. We know who you are, we know what you want, and we know how to reach you.
If you suffer from low self-esteem, please hang up because all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
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Oh aye.:bounce:In a kids jungle gym in Darling Harbour in Sydney. Unfortunately we didn't quite get to finish as we were rudely interrupted by a family with young children wanting a go on the jungle gym. What I wanna know is what they were doing having their kids out to play at 3am in the bloody morning!!!! lol
