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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent

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I am not sure if this is just me... but... I have the sneaking suspicion that this site is full of dirty pervs....:crazy:
I'm busy right now cc babe ..e to our room at mk and we'll fill you in hun innocent:lick::lickface:
[quote user=midgie]AW Mary and Mungo...aw they were on my profile in 2005.. bless biggrin[/quote] We were virgins back then lol
[quote user=oliviak]Oh dear...:crazy:[/quote lol oh dear it shall be lol
yes I may have been off sick today... that post took me 2 mins -Im very whizzy biggrin and you lot are cynics! :happy::happy::happy::happy: *will wear her 'Midgie' badge with pride*
[quote user=tee-em-aitch][quote user=serens40][quote user=tee-em-aitch][quote user=serens40]The complete book of binary numbers is always a hit with us ......... in between :doggy::doggy::doggy: innocent[/quote] there's 10 types of people in this world - those that understand binary - and those that don't biggrin :D :D (see what I did there??)[/quote] I don't get it lol[/quote] whats the decimal equivalent of the binary number 10?[/quote] I got it ya doughnut lol xxx
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=serens40]Hmm! good point deb .... anyone fancy doing all the karma sutra positions with us? lol[/quote] >>>>>>>>> makes a note to do yoga and pilates 24/7 before saturday :moon:lol[/quote] lol :grin:
[quote user=tee-em-aitch][quote user=serens40]The complete book of binary numbers is always a hit with us ......... in between :doggy::doggy::doggy: innocent[/quote] there's 10 types of people in this world - those that understand binary - and those that don't biggrin :D :D (see what I did there??)[/quote] I don't get it lol
oh bugger ... almost forgot rosie, better get me bakestone out lol xxx
are there any jobs in your pineapple juice bottling factory funk??? :P
We love coldplay deb but might have other things on our minds then lol xxx
When everyone is given their name badge can they please ENSURE that they wear it at ALL times please! It's very important - you will NOT be allowed into the hotel bar or venue without your little yellow banana-shaped badge bearing your id name. If you lose your badge please let the organisers know poste haste then they can notify door staff etc. Badges will be handed out with your SP Social MK 2009 goody bag that will consist of Banana-flag, party hat, party poppers, willy-balloons, funny glasses and false noses (for those wishing to protect their identities in public). Various stalls and entertainments will be provided - Mrs Yorkie has kindly offered to man a bring and buy stall (all those old sex-toys you thought you would never have a use for..Mrs Y will take them off you!). I will be available for all you creative types in the craft room (bring yogurt pots and empty toilet rolls) and I believe Kat (of KatnDel) will be the main hand on the cake stall, cheers Kat - I know you will baking all day tomorrow but your efforts are much appreciated!drinkies Oh and don't forget Book Club on Saturday at 2 pm!! Have fun guys!! Midgerly Yours... :inlove:
oh and if there are any single fems who are looking 4 a guy to join them feel free 2 get in touch xx i no its a bit scary walking in on ur own i am and i been to a few partys lol and i still get nearvous
hi there guys im single now but im going to be there all i need is an address and telling what to do as i have missed all the other nights u have held xxx c u all soon
Red Wine is good for the Heart, The Heart supplies Blood to the Body, Limp Cock isnt getting enough Blood, Drink more Red Wine HIC!!!
Hmm! good point deb .... anyone fancy doing all the karma sutra positions with us? lol
hi im free sat night i can accom in leicester in an appartment i own or i can travel 2 you im genuine as u can see from my comments im looking 4 fem or a cpl or party /club invites / im bi guy but i wont jump on u and more than happy 2 play straight or bi up to the cpl i meet xx well im boring u now so if u want get in touch xx