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Straight Male, 76
Bisexual Female, 76
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im dyslexic thank god no seriously thank god we see things so diferantly. we are creative and as for my spelling well you all know its s...t. i could not give a finging wang. its a design feature. biggrin
well i glad i was of assistance surry tx. its a good idea it helps some peeps to ask some one to pop off inbto a pvt room practice natting , and then go live in the room that way you will have some one to mentor you for a while i tell ya its so nice to see peeps chatting and getting on.
thare aint no body here bud dus cheekinz tair ain no body eer ad all .... juz scrajin arund sing a song.......
Right that's it you chicken theiving swamp donkeys!! Just because you had a crap chicken doesn't give you liscense to go stealing chickens willy nilly!! And we don't care what you're cock is doing with berol, just warn you're scrawny malnourished cock that berol is a biter!! Anyway we're off for a bbq, we're having burgers, sausages and FRANK chops!!
listen chicks... stop monkying around with live stock. iv just picked up a panguin and the camels got the hump. that lama dont know if hes comming or going . any way . did i not see you chaps heading for kentucky chiken with the old boiler???? :P
we r lookin for fems for weekend fun just get in touch and we will get back to :doggy: :P :doggy: :rainbow:
Gits! That's it, you wait till we see your Llama again!! Really annoys me that people with inadequate chickens need to resort to such drastic measures!! Chicken envy is a horrible thing!!
[quote user=cutiecarly]FUCK IT!!!! Open it, enjoy it!!! (its diet so you wont enjoy it that much haha!!) we're off down the pub with our ransom money!!! biggrin[/quote] Mmmmmmmmmmmmm 7-UP goes great with Bacardi!! We just tipped your stupid diet coke down the sink........... Bloody grass!! We suggest from now on you pay more attention regarding your soft drink security!
yes site rules/gide lines. the ones that you agreed to abide by hunny.
yes you did. please rread the rules re pics to . pics of just the sky are not alowd.
i disagree yell . your post is comming across as a wine. may be not the intention . thats just what it looks like to me hun. may be a wee read back to your self will iron out any misgivings you seem to be encountering here.
yel, you seem to have had a negative experiance with some one, thats a shame . the forum is NOT a place for getting a side ways swipe/ snipe at some one . if you have a problem etc with a member please take it up with them. do NOT use the forum as a place to wash your washing in. keep problems off the forum if you suspect any one of not being who you think they are let us know we will investigate. Thank you .
Hi, been a member for a few days now, been looking on the chat rooms, and said hi to everybody a few times, but nobody seems to answer, so we were wondering the best why to approach other members? and is there somewhere where we could find out the meaning of the abbrivations members use. Thanks J and D ;)
RRRRROOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRR LEO ANY ONE ANY GOOD WITH THIS SORT OF THING AND WHAT IS A TYPICAL LEO??????? OH SHOOOOT I FORGOT W'S BIRTHDAY .
UPDATE... We now have your can of coke! we can't have any stray witnesses around can we!!
he only stopped as he could see that we dont need to be helped to have one. lol
[quote user=cutiecarly] This whole situation seems to have escalated into a rather unpleasant situation where we both stand to lose something special to us. [/quote] Exactly what is it we have to lose??? Don't pass on your guilt to us, if you hadn't neglected the can in the first place we wouldn't have been able to take it! We have half a mind to report you both to the N.S.P.C.C (National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cans).
Your insolence offends us, there is currently a brown envelope on it's way to you in the post. We have added the price of this brown envelope onto the ransom price, which now stands at (including postage) This envelope is empty and just to prove to you that we are very serious, the next envelope we send will contain a ringpull. We can promise you there will be no blood spilt..... Only 7-UP. Mwahahahaha
[quote user=yelretsa]182 miles away ! long way to cum to get your pussy eaten innit . Before you reply you must realise that God stopped giving out good sense of humours when he got to Merseyside and Cheshire . Mal xx[/quote] Yeah that is a bit far!
We have it! If you want to see your 7up again leave in a black plastic bag, underneath the chillout zone by Friday or the can gets it! We have a very sharp can opener and we're not afraid to use it! If you do not meet this dead line you will recive you're precious can empty and squashed! lots of love, morkandmindy xxxx
[quote user=cop66] Oh yes a complete police state this is! I can't comment when asked to do so.[/quote] completely agree!! lol
[quote user=yelretsa] thought this was an open forum anything goes ???. I was simply making a comment on my opinions , is that not allowed ??. [/quote] No, you're not allowed to voice your opinion in here! What do you think this is? Trisha?? lol
thank yoou i take that as a compliment subserviant or not we all must respect each other . now young man on my mat 06:30 for your cold shower and caining. if your going to be a good boy then your more than welcome... biggrin
true, but you may be did not say tossers thats why i did not use quotation marks hunny but you did imply it. now im not that nieve to think you wernt calling us rottys. may be the site has not changed significantly enough for your return...?
and thats what you got. an opinion. yes by all means do start again , may be by appologising for taring all free members with the same brush . not all are tossers and time wasters. how would/do you feel when you see some one denigrade the singles in here EVERYONE as far i am concerned are welcome. what ever gender and persuasion , but its not good idea to come back and be so contraversial and then be surprised when some one replys in a mannor you dont like . biggrin