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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent
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You perform oral sex during period madness? Are you a vampire?! :twisted:
I feel horny but I wouldn't let anyone anywhere near me nethers when Aunty's visiting! No way!
Every woman is different though as regards pain, bloating, copiousness of....the obvious... If you are in agony that feels like barbed wire being ripped down your insides, feel the size of a whale, zitty, sweaty, feel like you stink - then the last thing you want is someone getting amorous with your chopped meat! :borg::borg::borg::borg::borg::borg::borg::borg::borg:
And that is OFFICIALLY the GROSSEST post I EVER made!!!
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Apologies to those that didn't have a sick bucket handy!
Midgerley yours....
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[quote user=ts__deb]£20 on chocolate,you can get a decent pair of shoes for that amount. 
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Debs it wasn't just chocolate... was crisps, soft drink and biscuits. Gotta have a little taste from home every now again - it helps with the occasional bout of homesickness...
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Debs it wasn't just chocolate... was crisps, soft drink and biscuits. Gotta have a little taste from home every now again - it helps with the occasional bout of homesickness... 
(and get me some next time she goes home :D )Well well I can only say that I am a woman and its my prerogative to swap and change.........
Change of plan we are definitely coming now for the Saturday night with our good mukkas "VICKNDAZZ" from here so bring it on we are camping woo hooo!!
Hey Mr TMH, is there a delfinate attendees list??
See you all there
The Jeffs xxxxxxx
boo bugger bollox ooops....... Really sorry but this one has to be cancelled for us. I have already cancelled our week holiday in the sun this year for block paving so this cost really cannot be justified bah...... We hope you all have a fab time and dont get sand in too many places xxx
The Jeffs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
oh no, debs and paul, me fav chelsea fan with the gorgeous mrs who i was lucky enough to get more than a few snogs from at mk and a willy rubb or two lol
guys, the chat room will not be the same with out you, always a cheerfull hi and a sexy view on cam
take care guys
all the best
the jt's xxxxxx
ps chelsea for the clean sweep paul next season paaaah what do i know xxxx
[quote user=biggirluk][quote user=garykl]just used dry shave so far[/quote]
omg!!! :O
dry? ouch
oil can be heavenly
foam is fine
gel is good[/quote]
Crikey I just read that really quickly Rosie, and first thought you said oli was heavenly.... lol
Well in all honesty I can be sometimes.... 
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