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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 76
Bisexual Female, 76
0 miles · Kent

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ohhh i love to flirt too !!!! In case u hadnt noticed, but I think everyone has by now. So me and u can have a good old flirt in chatroom anytime Taz xxx
wanted to keep this one near the top !!!! Anyone else interested mail me !!!!
A man wants to have his penis enlarged so he goes to a specialist who recommends a new procedure of attaching an elephant trunk to the end of the penis. The man goes for it and has ahumongous penis. One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriends, his penis reaches up from under the table, grabs a bun and slides back down under the table. The girlfriend is amazed. "That's incredible", she says, "Can you do it again?" The man replies, "I'd love to, but I don't think my butt can handle another bun right now".
[quote user=wetlipsa] im rachel im 6ft you cant miss me and ill have a tartan short skirt on xxxxx ( i think) my partner sean also 6ft will have a white shirt on. I dont think anyone will miss you guys if thats all your wearing? mmmmmmm lol lol lol lol lol
Genuine_guy would also like a taxi. Don't think many people knew about this thread!