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Straight Male, 76
Bisexual Female, 76
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If i get these sort of whispers ( which i do from time to time) from complete tossers... i name and shame them... normally by copying and pasting what they have whispered me... this normally makes them look stupied to the whole room and makes them think twice abt doing it again....
all tho i do warn of this in our profile just depends if they have had sence to read it 1st...
MWAHHH MO_ XX
Our first proper social and it couldn't have been in nicer company.....well done to Beanies for organising and huge snogs to everyone who came along and made it such a fun, chilled and relaxed evening. We all laughed, drank and made friends all evening...
Happy Birthday to Baron....you are a top man
The night finished off in spectacular fashion and we hope to meet you all very soon....... some maybe sooner?
Thanks to all of you for making us feel so welcome...
Love The Yorkies (P & L)xxxxxxxxxxxx 
:P
Post edited 13-03-2007 0:38
Happy Birthday to Baron....you are a top man
The night finished off in spectacular fashion and we hope to meet you all very soon....... some maybe sooner?
Thanks to all of you for making us feel so welcome...
Love The Yorkies (P & L)xxxxxxxxxxxx :P
Post edited 13-03-2007 0:38 Hiya Its Mich and Cliff here. Just to let you all no we will be going to Abfab on Saturday night. For those who haven't heard of it check out their website There is no guarantee we will be swinging with people, we just thought it would be a good chance to meet some of you sexy peeps off of this site. Just to let you no its a couples only night on Saturady nights. Hope to see some of you there xxx
Hi guys and welcome. There are alot of nice people on here, but there are a few idiots too, but you will soon find that one out. Dont know if you have seen the thread in new and nervous called chatroom tips for newbies, there is a lot of good useful info in it to help you round the chatroom.
Hope you guys have lots of fun.
Jayne & Damian
ok right i will tellyou this ....
my first buzzer ( thats what we call it in our house, mother calls her tv remote the same thing so i have to be very carfull whayt i ask for) was a remington lady shaver. if you took the buzy blade foil off wow it was sooo much more use to me.
unfortunatly i am very forgetfull and the inevatable happend. so when some one asks me what my nic is i dont tell them i can show them heheh. :-o
personaly i like to know what the person looks like before i play and i like to know who im chatting to as well , so i must also say it would be nice if you have a pic on profile. i know some folks its not a good idea to plaster your face over a sex site but blot it out show it discised ect. pls send a pic in if you can i will even autherise it as soon as i see it hunny xx
How do I go about signing your petition guys.....
I had all three of my kids in hospital and the midwifes were amazing, but they did not have the time they wanted to spend with me or the other mums at all.
Its just not good enough, women should have the choice to have their babies how they want.
Oohhh u got me ranting now !!! Oops
Let me sign now.
Sue xxxxxxxxxxxx
[quote user=p2l4ever]hi cowpat
also i do have one little question 2 ask u cowpat??
why have u given urself the id name COWPAT ?? cause a cowpat is sticky, smelly, horrible, has flies flying around it and something ppl try and not step in or even go by!!
i find ur id name, alittle off putting!! it might just be me and if so, sorry for that but the id name (cowpat) on a swinging site just isnt very sxy..........LOL
Lolly
should have had name as
MOOPOO.. AT least that sounds better
should have had name as
MOOPOO.. AT least that sounds better
hi cowpat,
as a female and part of a cpl, i totally agree with all the comments left!! im sorry 2 hear u havent meet anyone from the site social or for sxy fun but its still really early days yet when u join any groups (even in normal world) u have 2 get ur foot in the door first. did u really except 2 jump str8 into meets and sxy fun within wks of joining this site??
the click u talk about is total rubbish!!
until we went 2 the b-pool meet in feb and now have meet a few ppl, have comments about us and been established. for 3 mths i (Lolly) could go into the chatroom say hi, get loads of hi back and not chat 2 anyone. as a female, u may think thats not true but i didnt get angry or put a big sob story on forum!! saying how bad this site is, i just got 2 know ppl better and try and chat 2 ppl!! so it doesnt just happen 2 single guys!!
u totally need to put the effect in and chat, pics, cam, exchange mobile numbers, chat on fone, then meet social for a drink 2 see if u get on and then meet again for sxy fun. most swingers, like ourself but not all swingers, dont meet complete strangers, who we have just said hi 2 in the chatroom without at least gettin to know them abit with pics and chattin on the fone, we dont dont do quickie in a carpark with anyone with first meet!!
also i do have one little question 2 ask u cowpat??
why have u given urself the id name COWPAT ?? cause a cowpat is sticky, smelly, horrible, has flies flying around it and something ppl try and not step in or even go by!!
i find ur id name, alittle off putting!! it might just be me and if so, sorry for that but the id name (cowpat) on a swinging site just isnt very sxy..........LOL
Lolly
Post edited 09-03-2007 8:10
Hi guys.. only one i can surgest is utopia not in areas u ask for but fab and worth the drive.... if u find some in oxon area let us know....
what to wear... what ever ur happy with... somthing sexy...
jUST RELAX have fun and rem if u say no true swingers will respect this
have fun guys let us know how it went
mwahhhh mo si xx
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''
And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''
Condom use can be traced back several thousand years. It is known that around 1000 BC the ancient Egyptians used a linen sheath for protection against disease.
The earliest evidence of condom use in Europe comes from scenes in cave paintings at Combarelles in France.2 There is also some evidence that some form of condom was used in imperial Rome.
The first published use of the world 'condum' was in a 1706 poem.6 It has also been suggested that Condom was a doctor in the time of Charles II. It is believed that he invented the device to help the king to prevent the birth of more illegitimate children.
Even the most famous lover of all, Casanova, was using the condom as a birth control as well as against infection.8
Condoms made out of animal intestines began to be available. However, they were quite expensive and the unfortunate result was that they were often reused. This type of condom was described at the time as "an armour against pleasure, and a cobweb against infection".
In the second half of the 1700's, a trade in handmade condoms thrived in London and some shops where producing handbills and advertisements of condoms.
Present day
In more recent years, improved technology has enabled the thickness of the condom to decrease. Also, condom manufacturers have recognised that one size of condom does not fit all. You can now find condoms that are different shapes, widths and lengths
mwahhhhhhhhhhhh MO XXX
According to Wikipedia...
The most likely origin of the word condom is from the Latin word condon, meaning receptacle.
Other explanations abound, however. Folk etymology claims that the word "condom" is derived from a purported "Dr. Condom" or "Quondam", who made the devices for King Charles II of England. There is no verifiable evidence that any such "Dr. Condom" existed. Other stories tell the word "condom" has its root in the 16th century: in particular, when Catherine de Medici married Henry II of France, she brought to France her minister Gondi and the architect Bernardo Buontalenti. Gondi and Buontalenti started producing special waxed protections to be used as condoms. The French soon called them "gondon"; "gondone" is today still used as a synonym of "condom" in Genova, Italy; "goldone", another variation, is still used in Milan, Italy.
It is also hypothesized that a British army officer named Cundum popularized the device between 1680 and 1717.
Zacharias P. Thundy states in "The Etymology of Condom" by (American Speech 60, No. 2, 1985) that condom is derived from condamina or house.
William E. Kruck has written an article "Looking for Dr Condom", Publication of the American Dialect Society, no. 66, 1981, which is a meticulous repudiation of all the "Dr/Colonel/Earl of Condom" myths about the origin of the condom. It disproves many other theories, e.g., that it was named after a town in France, named after the Latin condus named for the Persian kendü
