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Many people say they can accommodate, so just a cautionary warning, If you do please be very aware not everybody is honest there are people out there who will take advantage of your hospitality, we have found this out by experience this week, a female who told us she needed a place to stay so we helped her, and in return for our help she stole our car, sat nav and cash, as my partner is regisered disabled he can no longer get out and about
Bubba, an airline mechanic, was bragging to his boss one day. "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name Someone, Anyone and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "Okay, Bubba, how about Tom Cruise"?
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends and I can prove it."
So, Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba ! Great to see You! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Bush," his Boss quickly retorts.
Yep", Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
So, off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise. I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
The new Pope," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Bubba. "I've known the Pope a long time."
So, off they fly to Rome.
Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, this will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
He disappears into the crowd headed toward St. Peter's.
Sure enough, half an hour later, Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened"?
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and The Pope came out on the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba"?
we are children free on Friday the 6th April..we are looking to put on a swinging party so bring a bottle....limited bed space lol...so pls mail us....
see u soon xxxxxxx
Zoe&phil xxxxxxx lets have some fun :P :devil:Hi cockyone
and welcome to the world of swinging..e along to the socail meet in june at mk = milton keynes.. this will be its second year running and is very popular as we have well over 180 coming... its a grt way to meet up with other swingers who are cpls singles etc because its a social at a public place there is no pressure and its all abt having a few drinks chat and laugh with like minded people... and for some a naughty nite in a hotel you will most deff meet single who want to meet up at a later date and also cpls who are happy to play with single guys... they are out there...
so come along lets see you there
mwahh
MO XX
you will most deff meet single who want to meet up at a later date and also cpls who are happy to play with single guys... they are out there...
so come along lets see you there
mwahh
MO XX Si and I are starting to think you guys are trying to tell us something
for the last 6 weeks now we have been trying to arrange meets we have posted in the forums so as to give plenty of notice.. we have offered to travel a fair distance... infact we would go out of our way for the right people... but alas we have spent the last 6 weeks at home :cry:
all tho we have made sure we have had plenty of naughty fun with each other...
we dont bite unless asked.. were fully house trained and come with good recommendation
so whats the prob ??????
MWAHHH
MO SI XX
for the last 6 weeks now we have been trying to arrange meets we have posted in the forums so as to give plenty of notice.. we have offered to travel a fair distance... infact we would go out of our way for the right people... but alas we have spent the last 6 weeks at home :cry:
all tho we have made sure we have had plenty of naughty fun with each other...
we dont bite unless asked.. were fully house trained and come with good recommendation
so whats the prob ??????
MWAHHH
MO SI XX 