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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 76
Bisexual Female, 76
0 miles · Kent
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Have spoken with soup to night, im sure there are a few of u sexy swingers out there who would like to know how hes doing so just dropping u all a line.
Hes doing ok , all tho his mum did pass away 3 weeks ago, but hes keeping his chin up. hes living on a boat at the min, lucky guy with this nice weather... he said hes missing chatting with everyone on line but he will defo be at MK2 and said he wont stop talking all night 
any msg's left on here i will pass on for you
MO XX
any msg's left on here i will pass on for you
MO XX A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway.
The man asks 'If I drive 100 mph, will you take off your clothes?' and she agrees. So the man drives 100 mph and his girlfriend strips.
The man is so busy looking at his girlfriend that he crashes into a tree. The car flips over, trapping the man and all of his girlfriend's clothes.
All that is free of the car is the man's girlfriend and one of his shoes.
The man yells, 'You have to go get help. Go to that gas station over there.' His girlfriend says, 'Are you kidding me? I'm naked.'
'Well,' replies the man 'Take my shoe over there, cover up yourself, and go get help.'
So the woman covers herself with the shoe and goes to the gas station. She says to an attendant 'You have to help me.
My boyfriend's trapped' 'I'm sorry ma'am' the attendant replies, 'he's too far in.'
Hi All,
We are seeking an under 30, sexy, extremely good looking single guy for week night bedroom fun.
Just to pre warn, Mich is very very fussy so you will need to be very good looking :P
Mich likes her men to be well groomed (that includes no hairy backs lol) and must have a clean set of teeth.
We will only reply to messages with face pics. If you feel to send us a pic of your hard cock only, then unfortunately we will not be entertaining you.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Michelle and Cliff xxx
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck".
It is a magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck),
a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck),
and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John),
or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud..............."I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble............."I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression........."Fuck you!"
6. Disgust................"Fuck me."
7. Confusion............." What the fuck....?"
8. Displeasure............"Fucking shit man..."
9. Lost........................"Where the fuck are we?" .............."Unfuckingbelievable!" ............"Up your fucking ass!"
12. Apathy................."Who really gives a fuck?"
13. Suspicion............."Who the fuck are you?"
14. Directions.............."Fuck off."
It can be maternal........"Motherfucker!"
It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!"
It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole
Hey,
Really excited to be a part of this community. In the croydon area so south london peeps let me know about you. Just throwing myself out there i guess. My hope is to attract some viewers towards my profile so i can get this experience going. Im a genuine guy, love sex but thats not the point...im all about pleasing. So bascially im a newbie, the one thing i think ill have against me is my age, yeah im 21 but im not the average 21, hopefully ill have the chance to prove that to onlookers. Any tips?
Thanks
