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The Defective Parrot
A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a littleperch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I wonderwhat happened to this parrot?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird .." "Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't you?" "Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,physics, philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion." The man looks at the $ price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford that." "Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20,just make the guy an offer!" The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful. The man is delighted. One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes,"Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know >ifI should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman." "What are you talking about?" asks the man. "When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie." "WHAT???" the guy says incredulously. "THEN what happened?" "Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightieand began petting her all over," reported the parrot. "NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?" "Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over...." Then the frantic man screams, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?" "Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch!" 
were a new couple with a very curious bi female looking to fulfill a long term fantasy. Both of us will take part though as we do come as a couple.
We are new to this so would like someone to show us the way.
If there are any single ladies out there that would like to join us and who like the pictures then get in touch.
Send us an email and we'll take it from there.
Looking forward to hearing from you
R&Rxxxx
Jadijohn, will be lovely to see you..... find us in the corner seat as you walk in .... just listen, be far easier, myself and mrs mark6y are the ones with the raucous laughs.............. looking forward to meeting you
Popeyeas ........ of course you can! Just tell the girls on the door that you are with Swinger Personals and you will come in as my guest for the day so you don't have to join.......
See you there!
Don't shoot the messenger,(or i could end up on this sandwich) but this sandwich was taken from the marmite website. I dont recommend that people make it unless you are that bored of work and want a few weeks on the sick
4 Steps To The Perfect Roadkill Roll
Marmite and Cheese Nightmare
1. Take a couple of slices of old bread and spread with butter.
2. On one of the slices spread your Marmite on top of the butter (we'd recommend 4g, or about the end of a knife).
3. Now attempt to mask the flavour with your favourite dead animal, scavenged from the side of the road (e.g hedgehog, cat etc).
4. Finish off with some rotten salad vegetables and close this vile concoction with the other slice of bread.
eye: eye: eye: eye:
Post edited 20-05-2007 19:42
4 Steps To The Perfect Roadkill Roll
Marmite and Cheese Nightmare
1. Take a couple of slices of old bread and spread with butter.
2. On one of the slices spread your Marmite on top of the butter (we'd recommend 4g, or about the end of a knife).
3. Now attempt to mask the flavour with your favourite dead animal, scavenged from the side of the road (e.g hedgehog, cat etc).
4. Finish off with some rotten salad vegetables and close this vile concoction with the other slice of bread.
eye: eye: eye: eye:
Post edited 20-05-2007 19:42 Got to say a hate the stuff, but there are the good points about Marmite.
Marmite is not renowned for its errr, distinctive flavour,(they got that one right 
) but it's also a good source of B vitamins, completely vegetarian, is a low fat food and is very low in sugar.
Marmite contains none of the major allergens. Some people might have a reaction to celery extract, a minor component of the spice extract that is listed in the ingredients.
Post edited 20-05-2007 19:36
) but it's also a good source of B vitamins, completely vegetarian, is a low fat food and is very low in sugar.
Marmite contains none of the major allergens. Some people might have a reaction to celery extract, a minor component of the spice extract that is listed in the ingredients.
Post edited 20-05-2007 19:36 
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How do you spread oxo on your toast? Good idea jonno, swingers clubs are great, but you will still find you have to ask, true gen swingers wouldn't just take advantage, well unless you try radlet partys, from when si and i visited there a year or so ago, it became a bit of a free for all, as in one guy on one girl one after another.. but there again we might have just picked a crap night to go.. ohhh and if you do go make sure to take a towel for the pool, they dont provide them like they say they do
good luck with the job interviews
only joking
have fun
mwahhh
mo xx
good luck with the job interviews
only joking
have fun
mwahhh
mo xx jonno... this bit sounds like a job advert
((( Anyone who wants to join in will have a evening with us and should be willing to comeback for the big night)))
I think if i was to apply i would need a few more details such as where when and pictures would be good on profile... and pay
OPSSSS wrong advert that parts ment for monster search ..
get some pic's on ur profile i can almost 100% say this will help you guys along :P
have fun
be nice
be naughty
MO XX
((( Anyone who wants to join in will have a evening with us and should be willing to comeback for the big night)))
I think if i was to apply i would need a few more details such as where when and pictures would be good on profile... and pay
OPSSSS wrong advert that parts ment for monster search ..
get some pic's on ur profile i can almost 100% say this will help you guys along :P
have fun
be nice
be naughty
MO XX 