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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 76
Bisexual Female, 76
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unfortunatly his topic rears its head all too often. thanks hunny for bringing it up again. i have allways suported you single chaps xxxx ,what a shame you feel this way. yes there are some idot singles but i can assure you thee are sme cpls and fems that id not snog etc sshhhhhhesh look at the time gotto grt to work xxx will finsh this later xxxx bibi
house keeping first...... the wench has now left and so i have lost all my bonkers bonking buddys adresses . ggggrrrrrr pls send your via the site xxxx secondly ooooooo my builder. ill fill you all in later the fire exits are here here and there, tea and coffee in the hall and ladies loos are just at the top of the stairs. have a fun day. lol
I really wanted to reply to this thread but I seem to have left my blog at home! Do you think it will be ok if I carry on in my pants and T shirt?
[quote user=kcmanc] Why are men always talking about the size of there cocks. Why can't we all just share and share alike [/quote] Does cock size matter? ........ Of course it does! When you own as many chickens as we do you need a humungous cock to provide the hens with an adequate playmate! A 'feathery cocktail sausage' as Cutie put it just doesn't cut the mastard! This is what turned Cuties into the poultry thieving toerags they are. When they came to visit us they where so jelous of the size of my cock they just couldn't keep thier hands off it! Especially Rich! You've really got to watch those two. This is Why we had to resort to hostage taking, You have to be firm with hardend cock robbers! :devil: Post edited 03-07-2007 23:05
if there is room we would like to be invited to you party bean its not too far away for us and would be great to see the people we know and meet some new people tooxx rolleyes Post edited 03-07-2007 21:22
confirming we will be coming needs a waiter,waitress to bring her drinks n nibbles as she still aint walking well and i want a nite off as ive been doing it for a month lol
would love to cum bean esp as we are very local biggrin any saturday in november would be good for us so we will keep an eye out for a date. xxxxxxxxxxxxx lolly and m
purrrrrfffffeeeecccctttttt chip will do a 3peat if invited u guys n girls the 3rd of nov good nite 4 chip cause going 2 midnight the 4th is chips birthday loads of xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i hope always live n hope cheeky chip motto aka mark :doggy: :devil: :doggy: :devil: smile
hi sods law we r busy that weekend and deb being karaoke queen hope it goes well take care
put us down for coming gareth max we could probably walk to your house from ours! looking forward to meeting everyone if there is anything that you want us to bring let me know otherwise we will just bring some booze and sausages and ourselves xxx ged and jane (s and s)
Single males may find it harder to get meets as we all know there is a lot that just think cos its a swinging site that its a cattle market, and how wrong they are. There are more couple and single females on the site looking only for couples only, but there are people on the site looking for single males. The only advice i can give you is that your read peoples profiles and if they say no single males then they mean it. People like to get to know people in the chatroom before they think about swinging with them, alot like to meet socially first to see how you all get on, so dont be to disappointed if you do meet someone for a social and they dont want to go any further. Its nothing against you, its just that you aren't for them. Talk to people in the chatroom like you would anyone else, ie :- one of your non swinging friends, or how you would talk to someone in a pub. Get your tits out and do you fancy a shag will put most people off. Another idea is to get to some of the social events being arranged as people can get to know you person to person. Have you read the thread in the forum under 'new and nervous' section, It called 'chatroom tips for newbies', there is alot of good and useful info and advice. Hope this has help you, and best of luck for the future.
Ohhhh i luv holy smokey karoke woo hoo :P Any chance of an invite lol :doggy: