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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent

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How do you work these clues out? I don't get cryptic clues at all, maybe I'm just a bit on the thick side!
I have a whole toolkit including a hammer-drill..... :devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
What's big and red and lies in the gutter? A dead bus. :2fingers:
Thank you Monkfish much appreciated :clap:biggrin:bounce::cheers::thrilled:
Yeah I happen to love SP and have made some good friends and have had some wicked naughty fun times on here! All the negative vibes lately are getting me downdunno So here's another joke... A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
Oh and I forgot to mention it is at Location X :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Monkfish... it is between nonsmoker and open door... I like learning new terms :bounce: Whats my prize??? :bounce::grin:
[quote user=midgie]So...... Menick.. what you are saying is that we can do WHATEVER we like to you.... so long as we take pictures???[/quote] Yes but can you please leave out the chainsaw pokeworship
So...... Menick.. what you are saying is that we can do WHATEVER we like to you.... so long as we take pictures???
It is more than I asked for but I did say you are in control so it is what I want The Truth is what I want is what you say I want I just need some photos taken :giveup:pokeworship
I'm still here so lets get this right I'm going to get tied to a tree Get whipped (I suppose that one is my fault) Thrown down a well Get Laminated Have Velcro & Gaffa Tape slowly ripped off me Cool :thumbup: :thumbup: And all this from a gang of women that is not in to S&M I think you're all in the closet I do have one question: Any chance of the photos of me shackled before I'm tied to the tree poke
How do 2 mice screw in a light bulb??? Feck knows..... I don't even know how they got in there in the first place. Soz but I aint very good at jokes. :bounce:
Sleepy Hollow, Bracknell, Surrey.. Who knew! So are we still lacking Ichabod?? I mean Menick!!! biggrin After dark.. I'm very much a biter......
Crikey debs we are just having a laugh. This site needs a bit more fun injected into it at the mo!
Gis a clue...I have been looking and looking... I was never good at cryptic crosswords... although I am very good at the normal kind....
[quote user=monkfish]I've hidden a treasure chest somewhere on the site, who will find it first Added; and the cryptic clue is not a [i]retrospect pun[/i] or maybe it is, finding the treasure could be just the ticket, but thats not where I'd look first.[/quote] So is there a prize?????
Sleepy Hollow... watch out for the headless horseman though........
Hi This is the fantasy. I am a 39, local tradesman The fantasy is to pop round to see a customer to give a quote, get on well and.................I'm sure can can guess the rest. Dont mind if hubby wants to plsy, or maybe while he is at work!! I havnt put a face pic on because I have many customers locally, might not give the correct image! I'm sure you wont be dissapointed but if you only want a cuppa and a chat, thats ok with me. Oh well, here goes......click