How do you work these clues out? I don't get cryptic clues at all, maybe I'm just a bit on the thick side!
I have a whole toolkit including a hammer-drill.....
:devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
What's big and red and lies in the gutter?
A dead bus.
:2fingers:
Oh and I forgot to mention it is at Location X :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
Monkfish... it is between nonsmoker and open door... I like learning new terms :bounce:
Whats my prize??? :bounce::grin:
So...... Menick.. what you are saying is that we can do WHATEVER we like to you.... so long as we take pictures???
It's getting more like member of the year....
How do 2 mice screw in a light bulb???
Feck knows..... I don't even know how they got in there in the first place.
Soz but I aint very good at jokes. :bounce:
I know what you mean mikemaggie I've been trying too!!!:bounce:
Crikey debs we are just having a laugh. This site needs a bit more fun injected into it at the mo!
CC I reckon you have missed your calling... movie producer lol
Found it.
That was easy Monkfish... can we have another one?
Gis a clue...I have been looking and looking... I was never good at cryptic crosswords... although I am very good at the normal kind....
[quote user=monkfish]I've hidden a treasure chest somewhere on the site, who will find it first
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and the cryptic clue is not a [i]retrospect pun[/i] or maybe it is, finding the treasure could be just the ticket, but thats not where I'd look first.[/quote]
So is there a prize?????
I looked in me knickers but it aint there monkfish......
Sleepy Hollow... watch out for the headless horseman though........
don't you frequently Funks?!!?
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:
Hi
This is the fantasy. I am a 39, local tradesman The fantasy is to pop round to see a customer to give a quote, get on well and.................I'm sure can can guess the rest. Dont mind if hubby wants to plsy, or maybe while he is at work!! I havnt put a face pic on because I have many customers locally, might not give the correct image! I'm sure you wont be dissapointed but if you only want a cuppa and a chat, thats ok with me. Oh well, here goes......click