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Bisexual Female, 75
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c...c... i know its late but do you have room for a littlun lol??
Sexxy xmas clothes -- what you looking for -- silver bells on the chaps' willies ??? biggrin:D And the breaking news is that Jilly the Pink will be coming ... We still need to find a hotel room -- suggestions please. John xx
CC Brilliant,cant wait for the next set of jokes. Thank goodness for funny lasses CC and Chelle,make my day more cheery XXXXX.
Fruit sounds like a good idea,but may have one "Guardian Angels",would have to be vetted as they might take advantage of there position. I`m not saying all the peeps on this site are bad,but you never know,it only takes "one bad apple to spoil the basket". I would just suggest to the person that is having a meet to leave contact details with a friend. Hope this helps Fruit XXX,when do you waffle,just not you.
Do people knock on my Front Bay Window,when the Front door is 2 foot away.
Havent had the chance to be Naughty `ll have a job getting down my chimney as its all blocked off.
So who has been [color="red"] naughty [/color]and who has been [color="indigo"] nice[/color]? If you have been [color="red"] naughty [/color]tell more :haha:
happy birthday babe have a spanking one xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxdrinkies
hi all u sxy ppl, just a quick question, is anyone dressing up in sxy xmas clothes?? cause i went to ann summers yesterday and i couldnt help myself and i bought a few xmas sxy outfit!! and some new toys too!! well it is xmas!! LOL. plz let me know, if anyone else will be dressing in sxy xmas clothes for the xmas party at utopia?? if not!! i will just have to wear it in the bedroom for pete!! LOL Lolly & Pete x x x Pete and a few other sxy ppl will dress up too, if i do!! but im a bit shy!! and i dont wana be the first one in sxy xmas things!! LOL, well no till the white wine has kicked in!! LOL
Fido,Fu Fu,J Russell this isnt Dogging this is an Orgy,dog eat dog. And what are those Cats doing in the Campervan,Randy Devils.
CC Thanks for the Invite,but in my present State and that the NHS are taking there Blody time with everything,I dont think I will be able to make your Party. bangheaddrinkies I`ll send you a Birthday Card,but need your Details.
Don't just look, reply to this thread and lets get together and fuck
we met when i was 12yrs old cant remember lo then when i was 34 7 months pregnat now we have been together 14yrs love him to bits you can understand why i love him soooooooooo jules x
I am advertising myself for some daytime fun at the end of this week 13/14 December locally in Suffolk. Get in contact if you are interested xx
i am coming along too can't wait to see everyone sounds like it is going to be a great nite xxx jane
Plenty of kisses for you fruit! I'll throw in a big cuddle too! biggrin Hot. xx
Are there so many keep fit DVDs on the Market,but we still have the problem of Obesity. CC Bills arent scented.
:eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek::eeek: wax on wax off, wank on wank over badass lol hyyyyyyyyyduuuuuken !!!!!!!!!:kick::kick::kick:
I am looking forward to saturday to meet some new and old friends. Si xx
[quote user=funkydiva35]OMG i must hav fell asleep writin that last thread........i was askin if any1 knew where i cud get viagra from,,,,but got some now............... funky sudsy still want 2?:P[/quote] Can I have some please lol
lol meet me 1st jen before you decide :rose:. hope this helps hehehehehe mark :love:
Without having to read the whole thread can someone please fill me in what I need to do please. x Josh.
I have never been to one of these big meets before, I'm a single guy would I still be invited? What time? Where? Josh. xx
Well it is a very emotive subject..some might even consider anal sex a perversion:moon: which is rather narrow minded in my opinion. [color="cyan"]However it can be a sensual, erotic and pleasurable experience if the recipient is relaxed, willing, and well prepared:sticky: with plenty of a suitable lubricant and some finger (or 2) stretching flipa.[/color] [color="red"]Otherwise you are likely to cause some damageloon[/color] [color="yellow"]The person actualy performing the penetration needs to be considerate, very gentle and NOT ram the bloody thing in to the hilt!!!!:eeek: The recipient needs to be in control of the act, not the opposite way round :doh:. [/color] [color="violet"]So, if the above has not been your experience then it was not done right, and explains why you are reluctant to participate in this act. There are several web sites that cover this form of intercourse (which is more popular in other countries, such as France, I believe) that are very informative. [/color] Also I've heard that some men do like to be penetrated by their partner either with a vibrator or a strap-oninnocent..... [color="red"][b]the same rules apply.[/b][/color]
I've just returned from New Zealand(8th Dec) and am looking for females to cum spoil me and with me. Ant female looking for some good times please reply. Ready on full alert. Lets please each other this Christmas