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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent
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hi im from the thanet area of kent and looking for a new nsa fuck buddy as my long term friends i met on here have decided to stop swinging.
i am looking for a single female or couple that would like to add a single male 31 to there fun.
I am not looking for drinks and dinner just a regular sex friend no messing about i can offer you a truly unique place to have sex if you are into the unusal location thing that i will bet no one you know can say "oh ive done it there" and its in the warm and dry.
please take a look at my profile and drop me a line.
Me and Pete love giving sexy people a hand and helping them out but we do have to warn you, we are both very shy and quiet at first until the white wine kicks in, ok thats just me (Lolly)!! :beer: :beer:
Lolly & Pete x x x 
hwoar:Ring chameleons direct and tell them you coming to Jo and Jason's bash and you need accommodation.
The Green House has a hotel attached to it and the owners did say that they would open it for the night!! Otherwise, there is a travel lodge literally round the corner and again, chameleons can give you the numbers....
Hope that helps
Well as we have never been to this club and if we go, it would be our first time and we would be virgins!! :angel:
God it's been a very long time since me and Pete have said that, it would be rude not to goooooooo!! :giggle:
So please let us know the date and hopefully we can sort out a sitter and cummmmmmmm!! :happy:
Lolly & Pete x x x 
You gotta love this guy.
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
took place at Clemson University . It made the
local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned
it on his show.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the
groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the
crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
many from long distances, to support them at
their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's family & to especially thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a
lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped
to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed
that this was his gift to everyone, & asked
them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his
bride having s* x with his best friend, the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said,
"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,
"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
thing the following morning.
While most people would have canceled the Wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s
parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
wedding & reception, & best of all,
trashing the bride's & his best
man's reputations in front of
300+ friends & family
members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a Master Card
"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
$32,000...
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000...
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :
$8,500...
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping his best man:
Priceless...
There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -
What you do today, might burn
your ass tomorrow.
we would love you to come you can check utopia out on their website, which i will mail to you hunni xxxxxxxx
Utopia is 10 minutes off Junction 12 of the M6.
Take the A5 signposted Wolverhampton and Telford.
I can certainly say that you WILL have a great night with all the sexy people who are joining us..........................................
