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Bisexual Female, 75
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is this a pirvate party or can anyone joun in i have always like to play in gardens lol
Dear doc funkyd i have a problem keep on waking up next to a guy and he has his cock in me what do i do please help me i am in need of someone to show me the wright way lol .... but oh my god its gooood though lol
FOR SALE single sexy stud(thats me bye the way) up for twatted fun and much much more can be the life of a party as funkyd anyone want to place a bit leave message lol
i know funks what you on about lol i am on the same cloud lol get your coat you have pulled it 2am boogie tonight
yes funks you get twatted master bet you are soooooooo looking forward to me now lol
me tooo it was a ace nite not had a nite like that in ages apart from going to see funkyd that is lol
u here it makes you go blind i think thats why i cant see a fooooooookin thing lol lol or it mite have something to do with the twattedness thing going on tooo
fun sex and what is that lol think i mite have to ast me funkyd i am a virgin lol
hi northy you ok not spoke to you on ages toooooooo when is the friday night project going on would it be on a firday lol lol
well funks on this fine evening i was thinking outta shit i had my mate billy over today ( thanks ) and now cant sleep he keeping me up lol he is such i naughty boi lol..... anyway i am not sure what i am ment to be writing in here so i think its best to leave lol :sticky:
...must...not...make...Bender...jokes... banghead:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead: That's better. Hello Fry and Leela, welcome to SP, look forward to seeing you around the site.
I would like a list of emoticons in the chatroom that you can just click on instead of having to remember them as I can only remember about 5! I would also like to be able to sort the list of chatters in the chatroom instead of having to scroll through when it is only sort of in alphabetical order. A tag or something on member's profiles letting us know if they are premium members or free members would be good too. I know you can specify in a search to only bring up premium members but that isn't specific enough if you just want view a members profile after they have added you to their faves or something.
We are very new to this, but hope this is the start of living our desires instead of just dreaming about them! We have decided to take things slowly and would like to try a threesome with another girl first (this is Leela's top fantasy, and one of mine too)! Maybe if things progress and we are having fun we will take it further! Would be cool to make some friends too. We have both always felt that the world isn't sexually liberated enough for our sex drives, so let the good times roll! Would be nice to hear some hints and tips from more experienced members and to talk to other newbies like ourselves. Fry and Leela x x x x x x
[quote user=pleasures]the only reason this old thread has been bumped up is becauce true wants the attention.i suggest we all ignore the thread and not give the attention seeking mr true the attention he so desperatly seeks[/quote] Bloody good idea that.
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=oliviak]Oh it is DEFFO over. I could never snog a man if he has just eaten baked beans....NEVER! :bounce:[/quote] No problem Jan and I have a rule. No kissing, so problem solved! :bounce:[/quote] Oh damn I thought I got out of that one! lol
the only reason this old thread has been bumped up is becauce true wants the attention.i suggest we all ignore the thread and not give the attention seeking mr true the attention he so desperatly seeks
Oh it is DEFFO over. I could never snog a man if he has just eaten baked beans....NEVER! :bounce:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: I luurrrrrve vegemite.... Now biggirl don't you get me started on the Vegemite vs Marmite debate! That one could be HUGE! pmsl :haha::haha::haha:
Oh dear god... the time I have just spent reading this thread is time I will never get back. I'm sorry, but this just seems a completely pointless debate to me (but of course that is only [b]MY[/b] opinion). Who cares if peeps prefer to meet single girls, single males, couples, groups, whatever. We all have our own preferences and have the god given right to chose who we do/don't want to meet. And why should ANYONE have to justify their reasons???? I love a good serious debate as much as the next person, but some of the threads posted on here (I am not mentioning names :wink) just seem designed to wind people up on purpose. Why oh WHY do this? To me this site is about having fun and chatting to some like minded people and getting to know them via the forums, the chatroom or socials. Whether or not I meet them is completely my choice, whether they be singles, couples or bleedin aliens!!! I personally think that ANYONE who likes baked beans are complete loons as they are the most disgusting things ever invented. How about we discuss this instead??? Now THAT would be so much more fun....:haha: rotflmao:giggle::rotflmao::giggle::rotflmao: :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=truescorpio]Alright folks I owe you an apology - Id had a very bad day yesterday, and it was unfair of me to go off like that, Im sorry xxx[/quote] Good man! Are you coming to the Southern Social? If not why not? Mrs MWM and I will buy you a drink and we can TALK about stuff and maybe have some fun. Whadayasay? And maybe we can get a group of ladies and some couples together and we'll do a test...debating or funning and see what works bestist!! lol Hey, you never know it might work for you and put a smile on the torso (do you rent that out at all?) Paul. :bounce:[/quote] I think it is a great idea for True to come to the Southern Social. He can show you all that he REALLY isn't anything like how he comes across in these forums sometimes. True hun, come and show everyone what an actual real sweetie you are. xxx
[quote user=fun4u2me2]Dale OR Daniel maam ??!! .......... but i know you are probably going to say BOTH pls Oli !! lol xxxx I assume it was just a Freaudian slip on your behalf babe !! hehehehehe[/quote] pmsl.... I thought that was fun4 saying that...lol
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=truescorpio]Alright folks I owe you an apology - Id had a very bad day yesterday, and it was unfair of me to go off like that, Im sorry xxx[/quote] Your humble apology is accepted Mr Scorpio :thumbup: But......... you need tying up and blindfolding and given a 'truly' good spanking:devil:..................anyone care to help lolinnocent[/quote] But I have already given him many spankings...lol
[quote user=spartacus69]what would ya do Oli??? pmsl Buy a camper van and travel around...no because that we be to much FUN!! invite loads of people to your leaving party and not actually leave...no because that would be to much FUN!!! Oh i'm sorry but this line of thought i'm having is prob only FUNNY to me, as nobody else will get my sadistic at times, witty, dry and fooked up sense of humour (which means fun!!!) :crazy::fuckinghell:[/quote] What would I do Dale??? I would do you hun....that would make me feel MUCH better xxx:giggle::giggle::bounce::bounce:
[quote user=truescorpio]Alright folks I owe you an apology - Id had a very bad day yesterday, and it was unfair of me to go off like that, Im sorry xxx[/quote] Ummmmmm......well......I kinda figured that hun.