Having run my own personal puppy farm since puberty, I am an expert on the subject and am more than happy to assist you in your new venture .... as for sizes small medium and large bring 'em all on :giggle:
Salty sea dog? err! ok ........ Brian you old salty sea dog you lol
False... although my dad did phone while I was in the middle of it once and left the world's longest ever answering machine message. Had to sit through the whole thing... to this day I haven't seen a man lose his erection so damn fast...lol
The person below me has had an affair with a work colleague...
Not been on for a day so just saw this .... get well soon sexy funks or we'll have to come and sit on you lol xxx
[quote user=oliviak]No you will be in my room....
Oh bugger... did I say that OUT LOUD??? pmsl :bounce:[/quote]
Was only joking of course... just being my usual flirtatious self... :giggle:
You do know you don't need to wait for your membership to expire before you can leave badman. If you are going to carry on spouting your bitter fumes for all to see, then the people who were thinking of messaging you, will be even less likely to now!
Just have fun, you never know what will be around the corner! :thumbup:
Night!! Oh hell...I'm still here then too...
Someone direct me to SP anonymous meetings...
No sweetie I know you are lovely.... was just jokin.
Mwaahhhhhh ya know I luv ya! :rose:
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=ukbadman]Take it away from the bullshitting cunts that currently run it and let real swingers do it.[/quote]
Nothing like a bit of constructive criticism! Oh, that wasn't was it. Tsk Tsk. Shame, cos this was a good thread that could have a positive effect but comments like that don't do any of us any good. If you're pissed at Admin/site owners why not drop them an email and keep your negatives nice and private, while the rest of us have a bit of fun.
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No you will be in my room....
Oh bugger... did I say that OUT LOUD??? pmsl :bounce:
[quote user=ukbadman]Take it away from the bullshitting cunts that currently run it and let real swingers do it.[/quote]
You seem to be very bitter about this site badman... just as well you are leaving. Well you said you were but you keep popping up...
True.... in a park in Salzburg. Nearly got caught as well as the 'park' was actually someones front garden!!! pmsl
The person below me has caught their parents in the act...lol
FALSE! Northy that's just really gross...lol
The person below me has participated in watersports...
Funky hunni!!! Oh no you poor luv!
Get well soon hun.
Mwaaahhhhh xxxxxxx
[quote user=funkydiva35]hey fun4 can u let me kno the details please....think that dates fine wiv us.....id luv to cum n see u lot!!
funkyD xx: Hi there you welcome to come its a social nite drink around city and wat ever else happens there is la chambre about 5 mins from hotel if you want to go lol xx jules
I don't think I can deny my perverthood in the light of certain remarks about culinary implements - not that I'd want to! ;:evil2:
my poor funks lol you have been in the wars this week lol
get well soon
love you babe and see you soon
make sure marky is giving you loads of TLC babes
Brian you old sea dog you :giggle:
funks babe went to next sale 5am saturday lol
i was sooooooooooooooooo twatted lol made a rite tit of me self done think emma will ever let me go shopping with her ever again lol
and i can never go back to that shop again too lol was takin the piss out of the fooooookin nuttas waiting for the shop to open lol
and when inside was singing n dancin to the music lol and shoutin across to emma over the other end of the shop ( what do you think of this shall we get it or is it tooo cheap for us ) lol lol
We have booked the premier inn, Sheffield Arena. See you all there xx
[quote user=-max-]Olivia, isn't that favourite thing because the person on your list has just clicked the X, instead of logging out from the logout button? Or did i not read that and have just made this up to feel all powerful.. tssk[/quote]
NFI Max...NFI. :crazy: