The royal mail have just issued a new stamp with a picture of a clitoris on it, sadly it has been withdrawn as 75% of men don't know how to lick it properly
That's really sad 1st's and we are sorry to hear this ... We hope things work out for you guys in the long run xxx
Just handed my notice in at the helium balloon factory ... I'm not being bloody spoken to like that!
nice meeting u sexy 2
have fun where u go gonna miss u lots
good luck with the new site
hope it bring u loads
of sexy times
miss ya
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very true funky when you find him sent over here hun need twattedness to give me a kick start coz me weetabix not working lol lol
ello normal sexy buggers this is funkymaster the normal one lol
funkymaster xxx
A few examples of female superiority ....
1. We got off the titanic first.
2. We can be groupies (male groupies are stalkers).
3. We know the truth about whether size really matters.
4. We don't have to break wind to amuse ourselves.
5. We don't have to worry about whether a guys orgasm was real.
6. We can scare male bosses with gynaecological excuses for being late.
7. We can buy a vibrator with no problems, if a guy buys a blow up doll he's pathetic.
All tongue in cheek guys lol
Good luck from us too guys .... be lucky xxx
latest update
paul is doing ok rembers a few things he will hopefully be bak seeing him in a few weeks he sends his love to u sexy peepsxxxxxxxxxxxxx, and he has been delated from here so will open a new account if he has to
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mwm would luv to be below u lol
the person below me has gone shopping in the nude lol
run out of things to say lol.:clap:
False... never had sex on a beach cos I don't like sand in my girl bits! lol
The person below me has had sex in their parent's bed...
I know so I promise not to ruin it for him! :bounce:
Oh I remember this one from high school.... buggered if I am working it out again... lol
I know I know I know!
But then again I am an accountant.... :bounce:
MWM...nothing wrong with that paragraph only it is missing a thing that is usually with us....a thing that is most popular... and a thing that all of us know...but it is missing from all your words....
I am hoping this has not spoilt it for all....:crazy:
:giggle::bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle:
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!
full house ave that ya motha fooooka
lol
how strip naked and run up and down the street with ya pants on head singing the rainbow song lol
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cam i cum and fit in funkyd bum bag i only little and very well behaved or can be a little naughty on request lol .....
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well ping i think likes down to the fack you just nod in the rite place at the rite time lol
churchhil
says oh yeeeeeeeeeessssss lol
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false it would drop off lol
the person below like to lic suck fuck me cock
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true thats me show me the dosh lol
the person below takes it up the bum in the tunt down the throut in ya ear and up ya noise white eating jelly toots and drinking feeeeeeeeeeeze pop lol
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false .......what are glass toys can you find them in the argos boook lol
the person below like to fuk with things you find around the house lol
how do you you do ir funks they all seem to love ya is coz you are sexy nutta i wonder lol..........
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i have still not got the art of flirting
i need sum tips sexy foooooooooookas
please help me i would ask funkyd but she twatted 24/7
oh bugger think i am too lol........ so any tips would be foooookin great thanks
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bday party where when cun i bring my party tricks for you all to see
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hoooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee
where and when group gang bang
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[quote user=funkydiva35]hey tong tong nothin wrong wiv bein twatted 24/7.....
and il giv u a push...if u help me build a castle???
and ill bring our pack lunch....in our matchin he-man lunch boxes and flasks......
also twatted funky nutta xx[/quote]
lol ping pong waitin for ya i am foooooookin starvin now and still waiting for my push lol..........where are you
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24/7 twatted funkymaster xxx :taz::taz::taz:
full house
yeah what colour do you want ping pong
chik chil chicken lay a little egg for me lol
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:D xxxxTif n Mark xxxx
but lovable still...