Join the most popular community of British swingers now
Login
Unknown
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent
Forum
me and jane are gracing you with our presence
[quote user=mwm69]:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Now now ladies:smoke:.............me thinks this non endangered 8" x 1 metre, cold porridge eating Rhino needs training:twisted:............any ideas????:giggle:
[/quote]
Bolt cutters, tweezers, cat-o-nine tails and knitting needle!
that should do it!
[/quote]
Bolt cutters, tweezers, cat-o-nine tails and knitting needle!
that should do it! Wow... can't believe the feedback already on this one!
Keep the comments coming - good to know who might be interested if we can get it off the ground and organise something!
CC - I take your point about those arctic winters you have up there though but fear not... we'll keep running those leaded petrol cars and spraying those CFC's in the hope it'll add to the global warming and allow you to come down south before summer!
P&H
[color="cyan"]Well I don't know how to speak rhino... but here are a few tips from thewildones website...[/color]
The Black rhino is more vocal than the white rhino, and has several vocalizations.
The baby rhinos make a squeak, and the adult black rhinos create what is termed a "burst" in which they generate a loud burst of sound which is mostly below the range of human hearing and can travel great distance in the forest.
Adult black rhinos also make a high pitched "squeak", and a mooing noise. One vocalization you will hear comes from a baby rhino and is a "squeek". The female rhion you are hearing is making a "burst" and the male a "mooing" sound and squeaks.
[b]Sumatran Rhino[/b]
This vocalization is from three Sumatran rhinos, two females and one male. In captivity they often vocalize together even though they are solitary creatures in the wild. In fact, there is hardly a silent moment in their barn, and they are the most vocal of all rhinos ever recorded. They make four distinct types of vocalizations, one of which is called the "whale song" because it sounds so much like a whale. Some of their communication is infrasonic (below the range of human hearing), and is clearly designed to travel for great distances in the dense forest where they live in the wild. There are only three Sumatran rhinos in captivity in the United States, and it is estimated that there are only 300 left in the whole world.
[b]White Rhino[/b]
The white rhino has four types of vocalizations. They make a mooing (like a cow) sound which is made very infrequently, and baby white rhinos will occasionally make a "squeak" noise. Very rarely, when under extreme duress, they will make a roaring noise which is very loud.
The most common vocalization is a series of "huffs" which are heavy in infrasound (sound below the human range of hearing) which are designed to travel long distance like elephant vocalizations.
:bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle:
:clap:[quote user=ceylon1]Nooooooooooo Oli, say it loud and clear for all of us to hear, you know you wanna. :bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote]
Oh I soooooooooo do wanna.... but my new years resolution was to be a nicer person.... it is now nearly October and I still haven't achieved all my resolutions so starting now...
MUST.... NOT.... SAY..... ANYTHING.....
[quote user=truescorpio]STATUS:
Endangered
Indeed, genuine single males are an endangered species!
DESCRIPTION:
See profile
SIZE:
About 8 inches at last measure
POPULATION:
Just the one - how much more endangered do you want than that? 
LIFESPAN:
Depends on who I piss off! :grin:
RANGE:
Just over a metre when Im excited 
HABITAT:
A gloomy, grey little place in th midlands...
FOOD:
Cottage cheese and cold porridge - dinner anyone?
BEHAVIOR:
Whats that?
OFFSPRING:
None (believes in safe sex) :angel:
THREATS:
Daily[/quote]
MUST.... NOT.... RESPOND....
LIFESPAN:
Depends on who I piss off! :grin:
RANGE:
Just over a metre when Im excited
HABITAT:
A gloomy, grey little place in th midlands...
FOOD:
Cottage cheese and cold porridge - dinner anyone?
BEHAVIOR:
Whats that?
OFFSPRING:
None (believes in safe sex) :angel:
THREATS:
Daily[/quote]
MUST.... NOT.... RESPOND.... 