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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bisexual Female, 75
0 miles · Kent
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It is really like asking what is 'normal'. I mean 'normal' is such a stupid word. It covers such a large range of things and confuses many people.
I say there is too big and there is too small. Anything in between, if it is attached to a nice bloke with a sense of humour and a good heart, then all is well for me.... well as long as he knows how to use it... bet then there is always his tongue as well. But that is a whole other thread...
size really doesnt matter as long as its clean i think if its over 8.5 inch its a no go for me i dont fancy spliting in any which way, but tbh if a guy puts vwe it puts me off because it makes me think they either love them self or are very vain. unless theyve seen every other man in the worlds how do they no what big is
anyway that my rant over not back to funk!!! so wen we having bum fun
lOve Tiff xxxxxxxxxxxxx :kiss
anyway that my rant over not back to funk!!! so wen we having bum fun
lOve Tiff xxxxxxxxxxxxx :kiss 
If you need from good cocktail bartender for discreet swingers party's - I'm :small-print:
1st recipe is free:
Shot "matrix"
10 ml AFTER SHOCK
10 ml BAILEYS
10 ml JIM BEAM
You have to pour 1st after shock,2nd JB,3th baileys
my wage ? open for offer
I can make your discreet fun much better :violin::smoke::P 
sparklers for you?..ooo yes all be do it all night for you :evil2:
maybe BBQ if you want??:haha::lick:
XXXX
[quote user=mwm69][quote user=oliviak]I know I know I know!
But then again I am an accountant.... :bounce:[/quote]
Don't believe you. Accountants are boring. And my one, as nice as he is, doesn't have your assets (accountancy joke there!!)
:bounce:[/quote]
Assets??? Please explain... as I am a boring accountant I don't understand metaphors....
Well I am nominating Boss22 as the charity case cos he hasn't had a good shagging in awhile apparently....
Well the hotel has been given 'SP' as a reference for the group booking and the person who can come up with the best charity name with the initials 'SP' gets a special christmas snog from me... :cheers:
Well the biggest I have had is about 10" and that was literally OUCH! When he dropped his pants I think I may have recoiled in horror and the thought that was going through my head at the time was 'Oh my GOD! What the hell am I supposed to do with THAT!' I honestly thought that something like that was only in porn films and thought it must have been trick photography or clever camera angles...so anyway my point is that to me 8 inches is VWE cos that is about the limit my girl bits can take and at that length it can reach my g-spot just perfectly. Any more than that is just a waste on me.
But yes I do agree with MWM that is does depend on the girlie and how she is built to what she would consider to be well endowed.
Anyway, now if only I could get this much written in my bleedin uni essay....
