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[quote user=miss_ccrider]I was cleaning the flat today( yes i do do housework
) and i found this little sheet of logic, See how many you can get. I do have the answers. So its easy for me :) And think about them.
You should be able to answer them correctly in three minutes
1. How far can a dog run into the forest?
2. How many birthdays does the average person have?
3. Why can;t a person living in Oxford be buried in Ipswich?
4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half-hour, how long would they last?
5. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28 days?
6. If you had only one match left in the box and entered a room in which there was a paraffin lamp, a gas ring and a fuel stove, what would you light first?
7. An arhcitect has a house with four sides to it and it is rectangular in shape. Each side has a southerly aspect. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is thebear?
8. I have in my hand two coins totalling 15p. On eis not a 5p piece. Rememer that. What are they?
9. You are the pilot of an areoplane with 100 passengers which drops half in Birmingham and picks up 10, flies to manchester, doubles its load and then finally reduces it by a third at Edinburgh. What is the pilots name?
10. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
11. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?
12. An archeologist claims he has found two coins with the date 10 b.c on them. Can they be geniune?
13. A woman gives a begger 20p. The woman is the begger's sister, but the begger is not the womans brother. How is this?
14. How many of each species did Moses take into the Ark?
15. Is it legal in the U.K for a man to marry his widows sister?
16. Some ducks are swimming in a line. There is a duck in front of the two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks. How many ducks are there in total?
17. If ten cats kill ten rats in ten minutes. How long will it take one hundred cats to kill one hundred rats?
18. The number of eggs in a basket doubles every minute. The basket is full of eggs after sixty minutes. When was it half full?
19. Two fathers and two sons each shot a duck. None of them shot the same duck. Only three ducks were shot. Why was this?[/quote]
OK here's my 3 minute guestimates.... and I didn't even use google... but I am very good at these logical quizzes...
1. Until there is no more forest
2. One - we all only have 1 birthday
3. Because if they are living in Oxford they can't be buried anywhere - they are still alive - DUH!
4. 1 hour - take one now, take one in half hour then take one another half hour after that = 1 hour
5. All months have 28 days... 28 Jan, 28 Feb, 28 Mar etc
6. I would light the match first DUH!
7. The bear is white. Think about it. How can a rectangular house have all 4 sides facing south unless it was in Antarctica - polar bear!
8. If 'one' is not a 5p piece then it must be a 10p piece. So the other 'one' must be a 5p piece.
9. 'You' are the pilot!
10. The answer is 70. There are 60 halves in 30 then add 10... I was always good at maths.
11. You have 2 apples... cos you just took them!
12. They are not genuine - in 10BC they didn't know it was BC (before Christ) as Christ hadn't been born
13. Because the beggar is a woman
14. None cos it was Noah's ark not Moses's
15. No because a dead man can't get married... think about it.
16. 7? I think...
17. 10 mins... each cat takes 10 mins to kill a rat
18. It is half full at 59 minutes cos at 60 mins the number of eggs doubles
19. Because there are only 3 men - 3 generations of the same family so 2 of them are fathers and 2 of them are sons.
Ok this took me 5 minutes...
) and i found this little sheet of logic, See how many you can get. I do have the answers. So its easy for me :) And think about them.
You should be able to answer them correctly in three minutes
1. How far can a dog run into the forest?
2. How many birthdays does the average person have?
3. Why can;t a person living in Oxford be buried in Ipswich?
4. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half-hour, how long would they last?
5. Some months have 31 days, some have 30. How many have 28 days?
6. If you had only one match left in the box and entered a room in which there was a paraffin lamp, a gas ring and a fuel stove, what would you light first?
7. An arhcitect has a house with four sides to it and it is rectangular in shape. Each side has a southerly aspect. A bear comes wandering by. What colour is thebear?
8. I have in my hand two coins totalling 15p. On eis not a 5p piece. Rememer that. What are they?
9. You are the pilot of an areoplane with 100 passengers which drops half in Birmingham and picks up 10, flies to manchester, doubles its load and then finally reduces it by a third at Edinburgh. What is the pilots name?
10. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
11. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?
12. An archeologist claims he has found two coins with the date 10 b.c on them. Can they be geniune?
13. A woman gives a begger 20p. The woman is the begger's sister, but the begger is not the womans brother. How is this?
14. How many of each species did Moses take into the Ark?
15. Is it legal in the U.K for a man to marry his widows sister?
16. Some ducks are swimming in a line. There is a duck in front of the two ducks, a duck behind two ducks, and a duck between two ducks. How many ducks are there in total?
17. If ten cats kill ten rats in ten minutes. How long will it take one hundred cats to kill one hundred rats?
18. The number of eggs in a basket doubles every minute. The basket is full of eggs after sixty minutes. When was it half full?
19. Two fathers and two sons each shot a duck. None of them shot the same duck. Only three ducks were shot. Why was this?[/quote]
OK here's my 3 minute guestimates.... and I didn't even use google... but I am very good at these logical quizzes...
1. Until there is no more forest
2. One - we all only have 1 birthday
3. Because if they are living in Oxford they can't be buried anywhere - they are still alive - DUH!
4. 1 hour - take one now, take one in half hour then take one another half hour after that = 1 hour
5. All months have 28 days... 28 Jan, 28 Feb, 28 Mar etc
6. I would light the match first DUH!
7. The bear is white. Think about it. How can a rectangular house have all 4 sides facing south unless it was in Antarctica - polar bear!
8. If 'one' is not a 5p piece then it must be a 10p piece. So the other 'one' must be a 5p piece.
9. 'You' are the pilot!
10. The answer is 70. There are 60 halves in 30 then add 10... I was always good at maths.
11. You have 2 apples... cos you just took them!
12. They are not genuine - in 10BC they didn't know it was BC (before Christ) as Christ hadn't been born
13. Because the beggar is a woman
14. None cos it was Noah's ark not Moses's
15. No because a dead man can't get married... think about it.
16. 7? I think...
17. 10 mins... each cat takes 10 mins to kill a rat
18. It is half full at 59 minutes cos at 60 mins the number of eggs doubles
19. Because there are only 3 men - 3 generations of the same family so 2 of them are fathers and 2 of them are sons.
Ok this took me 5 minutes... [quote user=miss_ccrider]Here Here Funks, have to agree with you there.
Like the way i asked a question and no-one who actually posts to go on dogging meets can answer the question. Maybe thats why you never hear anything as no-one reads anything once they post. Oh well, have to keep wondering.
Far to cold to go dogging anyway, bugger that, far to cold.
xxx[/quote]
CC wait until summer it will be better
oh ceylons I dont think I will be able to explain the sheer excitement and horn of the occasion.... you must both experience it first hand ;)
Jeffs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=jeffason]wooo hoooo new fantasy comin up soon to be fulfillted... a sandwich of the man variety between 2 big men (with room for a sexy lady)... roll on February rrrrrr xxxxx
Mrs J xxx[/quote]
well lucky buggas the two who get to fulfill that fantasy with you two sexies then 
Do let us know how it all goes won't you Jeffasons. :grin:
:bounce::bounce::bounce:
Ceylons xxxxxxxxxxxx:love:[/quote]
Do let us know how it all goes won't you Jeffasons. :grin:
:bounce::bounce::bounce:
Ceylons xxxxxxxxxxxx:love:[/quote] 
[quote user=oliviak]OK OK i'll go take me mental pill.... Serens can I have one of yours please?? I seem to have ran out...lol[/quote]
Course you can oli ... I go a bit mental now and then so keep a load in my secret little place {bottom drawer my side of the bed in my toffee tin) ........ Doh!!! herbal and legal too lol xxx
Wise words from sudsy and rosie there .... we've been through the same things that oli and mwm have mentioned. We just simply ignore the people that are not worth bothering with for reasons too numerous to mention, although we try to be friendly to all, sometimes people are just too different from you. Among other things over the two years or so we have been involved in this lifestyle, we have been accused of being fakes and of having our heads up our backsides, all total nonsense but we just laugh about it and carry on. The people who have got to know us will know the sort of people we are so we're not bothered what the numpties think lol. Oli and mwm you are good guys and we hope you stay, you'll know when it's run it's course for you so don't let anyone else drive you away .... ok it's mental pill time again lol xxxxxxx
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K&D
xxxI am beginning to agree with you mwm. I have really been getting bored and frustrated with SP lately and have thought about cancelling my membership many times. Even though there are so many fantastic peeps on here there seems to be a mass influx of desperados and wannabes that seem to be taking SP down a whole different path. I barely recognise the site I joined less than a year ago and am beginning to get disillusioned with the whole thing.
Does anyone else feel the same way? I know there have been many great people already leave for possibly very similar reasons I am thinking of leaving.
