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Madam_CC
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 46
0 miles · Shropshire

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They were trying to do him with being drunk and intent to drive a car, which clearly was not the case, as we were only in there to eat a pizza. And the lights were on as they go on with the engine, and the engine was on as this heated up the seats, as it was drafty with no panites on. I had to go to court and tell this story too.smile I was 24 years younger than my boyf so the judge kind of thought get in there :)
Forgive me sister Midgie for i have sinned................... A few years back i lied to a police officer, he asked me what i had been doing in the car and i told him i was eating a pizza. i wasnt and im not sure he really believed me when i had to put my knickers on when i stepped out the car smile My boyf at the time got arrested, we laughed about it for ages after, but i did feel bad about lying about the pizza, cause clearly i had finished it :)..................... Oh and he got off with it :)
Dare i ask why Midgie? Its cause she has the hots for me isnt it................ I mean really do you blame her smile
yes im sure we all be more than happy with your choice. im sooooooo looking forward to it already smile
im trying to work out who would be the best to save going with a duffer smile
guess he has a problem uploading them, i even had a check on profile for said cock pics smile
We used to have funny games and shite going on in here can we have another one, i shall try and think of one but im crap so if anyone else knows one put it here to start it off, and not a three word story one again there boring after about 75 pages smile What about the good old what would you like to do to the person above? or If the person above was to be in a film what character would they be? Well i cant start this obviously as i am the above person so someone else has to :):):):):)
The same hotel would be good, everyone knows it and was real near to bars and restaurants for peeps going on the fri night also, also handy for local shops and walking into town on sat afternoon for shopping. Parking is fine and is right next door to hotel, yes you have to pay for it as not part of the hotel but you get a discount if you stay at hotel, we have all been there twice and had no probs. you shoul dalso have a look at the same venue, unless i think you have one. again they are kind of used to our antics at the usual place :smile:):): xxxxxxx
[quote user=midgie]Who can step in as 'New-Erik'??? The future of SP depends on it!!![/quote] ha ha ha ha ha ha ha can i be Erik, ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh wank cam smile:):):):):):)
[quote user=abend69]guys we def coming cant wait counting the days lol ....ffs how sad is that lol xxxxxxxxxxxxx[/quote] Very smile:):):):):)
Im already there Kat babes, well im not but you know what i mean.................... send me details babes, hope its the same hotel as my sat nav knows how to get there smile:):):)
id pump you anytime............................. sorry pimp you, smile Oi leave me alone Miss Funks, you know i dont get it half as much as i should do :) xxxxx
my/our room is booked also and is same as above, and again feel free to pop by. xxxx
feel free Mrs C, my titties ae well in truely in need of a nice groping smile
i have an illness, i dont get shagged half as much as should, so i anyone could help out i would gratefully apprecate it smile:):):):)
im back to talk bollocks, did ya miss me, im back me jollies smile Right so whose bollocks shall we discuss first :) xxxx
im happy to Funks, im just back my hols, but im still happy. Luv ya babes. xxxxxx
I have to say Oli i would like to have a shot of Vince when you are done with him as saw him on Jonathon Ross the other night, and at 6 foot 5, i would do anything for him, yummmmmmmmm love tall men, and for him i would spend all night on my knees doing whatever he wished. xxxxxxxxxxxx
oh dear Oli, i have to think now: Let me see......................6 people ok.................im thinking............. 1. Brad Pitt - have to have the pretty boy there 2. Angelina Jolie - cause she is just sexy, sexy lips and body and she might not let Brad come on his own smile 3. Johnny Depp - hubba hubba 4. Whitney Houston - yes im watching her on X Factor, but if you have seen the Bodyguard and that little thing she does with her nose,when she wrinkles it, so so so so so cute and interesing. I think she is very good looking. 5. A slightly younger Sean Connery, just to keep in with the Scottish peeps, and he is very handsome man. 6. Oh i cant think of anyone :) I think it would have to be a bit of Megan Fox There are so many sexy people i want to
nowlet me know what theme you are going for, Are we doing school uniforms for the old school theme smile Mind you im not wanting my room buddy to collapse in a heap at the sight of us in school uniforms :)
oh if im organising yours Oli, does that mean i get to join in too. If so, you can either come to my orgy, or i wil just bring my 6 to